Charmed, sure, but when she started counting off the Cosby ‘accusers’ with her fingers (“What! What! What! What! What!...”) I straight applauded. Sat on my own, with a bottle of wine in me, but that’s craft. Charm too, but craft first. And in a sense I’m still applauding, that’s what this post is for.

You can achieve the same effect as that face mask with sliced ham. You just need to cut out ham-holes for your eyes and to breathe.

Shall I compare thee to a Donald Trump?

I think you’re wrong about plenty of your stances just like me, but for this article I’ve been paying attention only to your use of language and your eloquence is not in question. Speaking as Renaissance Humanist (straight up, honestly), eloquence is the baseline for Phase Two (inspiring your fellow citizens to…

Mao? The guy who said “Kill all sparrows”? I’m guessing you’re a halfwit.

C’mon! Who tf hasn’t had stress-tooth?

I have an observation about the phrase ‘white privilege’ which I think is counterproductive. When a ‘white’ person like me hears that phrase we think “Hey, I’m not privileged!” But we are, just completely averagely speaking of course we are, by comparison. You can’t tell me I’m privileged if I don’t feel privileged,…

If the president does it, it’s not covfefe.

As someone from the UK I found this very informative. I mean I knew enough that I would answer yes to Black Lives Matter, but didn’t know the stats. I’d sort of concluded that I’ve seen videos of the sort of incidents you’re talking about, that I cannot bring myself to describe, and that the stats don’t matter faced…

That’s the exact moment I both turned off the film and lost all respect for John Turturro.

Why have you stopped covering The Expanse sci-fi series then? There’s been nothing for two weeks then this? You guys need to get a grip.

Why have you stopped covering The Expanse sci-fi series then? There’s been nothing for two weeks then this? You guys…

I’m in the grey here so probs many won’t see this, but for all my fine North American friends with their big things, you guys have no idea what all that seemed like to us Brits at the time. I was born in 1970 and first went to Canada and the US in ‘77. Before then, I’d never had a slush puppy (never heard of them),…

Honestly, if those were my best ideas for a fashion show, I think I’d have the self-respect to kill myself.

And tears.

I’m willing to try not to move to Canada with Lena Dunham. I’ll give it a shot, dammit.

I get that off internet comments sometimes. Shouldn’t there be constant tiny writing scrolling up my screen warning me? A guy always on in the background saying ‘diarrhea, hatred, laughing out of context, a sense of fear, please see a physician if symptoms persist’?

Maybe he knows you are a vile creature? Just a theory? I mean, we’ve only got your word for it that he was a colossal douche, just like we only have your word for it that you are a sick person to work with. I’m just going to take your word for it.

See, I find it interesting thinking about the nuts and bolts of how it might work in reality. The whole guns thing bugs the hell out of me. Then I started thinking about buying Detroit and turning it into Fallout LaserQuest. I’d got as far as establishing that between 12 and 2 A.M. the backroom teams would have to…

Just hang on a mo - Charlie Sheen has a reputation as a family man? That’s given me a good chuckle.

Ever heard of Derek and Clive (Peter Cook and Dudley Moore)? Here’s a sample: