Speaking as a guy, I find it hard to conceive of a situation wherein my dream boner somehow magically peeps out of my pants. I’m gonna go with your pervert scenario. It’s more realistic.

Happy Treason Day! Nah, I’m just kidding with ya, you kids are great!

That’s not so much a sliding scale of appropriate as a slippery slope of nope.

So growing up in Africa? Random black dad? Brother-son? “Don’t blow my cover”? Baboon-whipped? Faked racist attacks? Plagiarised paintings?

#notallwhitey but seriously, if you were using what you said as the title of a sociology thesis, what we have here is case study #1. And I’m self-identifying as Sir Milquetoaste duBlanc.

I cannot watch her. I’ve seen the facade crumble in that initial interview, I can’t listen to any more from her.

Incredible, isn’t it? My wow is fucking empty.

She ripped of J.M.W. Turner, of all people.

Did she mention her plagiarism?

Hmm. This is new. A Jezebel contributor who cares about someone’s stupid boner.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yes. I agree. Now make it with haddock too. For the cheese, use blue cheese. I know, I know, just trust me. I only understand the one thing about it - the sheer brazen majesty of egg, haddock and blue cheese pizza. Unbelievable.

Yeah, I'd happily live in Munich, great place that.

And all he did was draw a cartoon of a begonia!

Jeez, I bet you even take your soup 'dry'.

I was leaning towards Wayout West. Can't always be right.

I just realised something hilarious. I'd noticed these Pitbull references a couple of times and for some reason I thought that people were talking about Bulldog off Frasier. Mainly because in my head I'd renamed Bulldog as Pitbull. Silly me.

It's a shame that the meaning of Humanism has been co-opted in this way. Humanism was originally the principle that through education, aimed quite specifically towards the cultivation of eloquence and rhetoric, one could influence society to behave in a morally sound way. The emphasis is on education because this is…