And all he did was draw a cartoon of a begonia!

Jeez, I bet you even take your soup 'dry'.

I was leaning towards Wayout West. Can't always be right.

I just realised something hilarious. I'd noticed these Pitbull references a couple of times and for some reason I thought that people were talking about Bulldog off Frasier. Mainly because in my head I'd renamed Bulldog as Pitbull. Silly me.

It's a shame that the meaning of Humanism has been co-opted in this way. Humanism was originally the principle that through education, aimed quite specifically towards the cultivation of eloquence and rhetoric, one could influence society to behave in a morally sound way. The emphasis is on education because this is…

It means Split Erection. Not so weird after all.

#alllivesareimportant

The moral to your story is, just hang out by the fish vet's place and practice your 'aww, poor little guy' face.

I always liked 'Bob's your auntie's live-in lover' (from Mike off The Young Ones)

When he looks in your eyes, all you can hear is the blockbuster movie voice-over guy saying "Burt Reynolds!... Burt Reynolds!". And his mustache can cure straight syndrome.

Astonishing... I'm on page 249 and STILL entertained... I don't envy the judge except for his sense of humour whilst faced with this ceaseless barrage of crap.

I make chili a lot, but I've never cooked it with beer. I always use red wine, a third of a bottle or so. Adds a sort of delicious high note to it. I'll have to try this beer idea, because it involves beer.