Now that I’ve gone back and had a look, you’re absolutely right. In my defence, it would have made Diamonds are Forever a better film if they had used this plot (I was actually thinking of the end of On Her Majesty’s Secret Service and conflated that with Dalton’s vengeful Bond). That idea kind of fell by the wayside…

Hah, isn’t that the Bond film with all the underwater scenes? I can’t remember if there was a submersible pedo man torpedo hench-villain in that one, but whoo boy.

“... I’m a little surprised they revealed the return of a caged Blofeld in the first trailer”

It has to be a thunderball

I am convinced that Rami Malek is Dr Julius No.

But it’s a special ball, and Musk owns the only one.

In 2019, even James Bond is driving an automatic. How much you want to bet Q put a CVT in that DB5?

Check the option for tracer rounds if you want more visibility.

He chose... poorly.

Nothing sells a product like misery and discomfort during regular use. That will be $2,000 + $39 a month, cash is fine.

Naturally, I bought it. Sight unseen. Because I’m a fool.

It’s the monthly subscription that really gets to me; the whole notion of adding “...as a service,” and tacking on a monthly fee.

For the same base price you could get more than 7,000 Pop Tarts.

I used to say that stationary bikes are for people who want to lose weight while changing as little as possible about what got them fat in the first place.

I have two young kids and work downtown. My ass has been waking up at 5:00 AM for 4+ years now.

That attachment is sold separately.

Peloton: for the woman who can’t just get off.

The real change is the friends she made along the way...

The real change is... ON THE INSIDE.

The ad is effective in that it got me curious enough to look up what Peleton costs. Then when I stopped laughing I went back to eating my Pop Tarts for breakfast.