I am pretty sure she must be a demon summoner. If you have a cool last name like Night, you really can do a lot.

The True Crime Podcast Industrial Complex is going to tear itself apart trying to get this 6 part investigative series released! I hear a Guitar Center burned down this morning after a mob stampeded the place for Yeti microphones. 

Counselor Troi is sensing that you don’t like the writing for her character

Dr. Katz is the only therapist I would want to talk to if I was feeling a little bit shaky.

How Will Avengers: Endgame End?

Since I can’t edit, Christ was a happy typo that gets to stay.

Naw he’s going to go in his ear. We don’t want another “You should have gone for the head” situation.

Holy shit, who would have thought Sarah Sanders was lurking in the Deadspin comments?!

Looks like he hit a wall.

Spoiler alert: he’s done that 5 times already at this project and they just keep getting worse.

It seems like you might want to make a list of what doesn’t need to be fixed first....

Let me go for a ride in a stanced VW.

Quick rebuttal though, is her parents’ millions and millions of dollars not enough of “something to fall back on”? Asking for the poors... 

“An arrest warrant is out for actress Lori Loughlin”

I don’t know a more embarrassing OJ to come out of USC.

I mean, if you paid that much to get her into college, just how many of those subscribers and followers are real and not bought (bot)?

Who's Loughlin now?

If there’s a bright side, this is the first time a Jaguar’s made a clean tackle on someone since 2017.

I think we’re ignoring the real tragedy of this story: the selfie came out blurry and won’t be fit to post on Instagram.

You can appreciate beauty from a distance too, like a safe distance. Here’s a less painful lesson for you...