Please don’t write posts with headlines like this until we know what is going on with Drew.

Instead of striking out in anger, we should send love, support, and a recipe. With a little help, she can get her Mac n’ Cheese right. Just get her right back to the basics: pasta, shredded cheese, butter, flour, and half&half. You can use garlic butter or cook some onion and garlic in the butter before making the…

Someone is getting asked to bring cups, napkins, and foil next year

100% agree. But I don’t know why they dragged Eminem into this.

Holy shit that kid is white! Positively glowing in his whiteness. I know Goths that have better skin tone than this motherfucker. I mean, shit!

At least they hired a model with a disability. Severe spinal curvature is no joke.

Ah yes the ancient proverb of “Let me explain something to you”

In many countries and establishments this is often a forgotten ancient introduction to the art of catching hands.

He may have thought he had a play but this girl had her crew.

Platano Man waited until she left the subway car to citizen arrest her ass to prevent the other riders from being late for work. Lol. New Yorkers are pragmatic even in the midst of not taking shit

Women speaks Russian, the Asian speaks black and diversity is our strength. 

russians are the white people that scare white people.

Totally with the MTA-angst guy. You made me look up from my crossword, you’re throwing this racist shit around IN THE MORNING, and you are making us late? Please, bitch, you’ll be lucky to get out of this car alive.

The Ann Coulter live show is off to an amazing start.

So many lines to learn from this thread :-)

She did not want to risk it for the biscuit. 

Tale as old as time

#DontStartNoneWontBeNone

Love the callbacks to the earlier post about Signs That Hands is Bout to be Thrown.

Float like a butterfly, sting like common sense. Run on home to fix your nose and cry to Uncle Pence.

Looking for seed money to get my Holocaust bakery off the ground. Any takers?