In Russia, hookers leak on Trump.

He wants to be president but he doesn’t want to do president.

There once was a fool from Manhattan

The portrait already exists.

Honorable Mention: the Reykjavik Grapevine Twitter account during Euro Cup.

Holy cow! He was really Russian through that airport!

Right? Stupid kids do stupid shit. Mention it to the opposing coach when you shake his hand if it got you that unreasonably enraged. Calm your insecure tits, pussy.

Sorry, that guy. I typed it with my left hand.

“Hey gals, anybody wanna Jack Murphy?”

-gate is for your parents’ scandals. This, obviously, should be known as DickieLeaks.

Hey, I know people keep calling this guy Elite, but he gets into all sorts of trouble when he gets out of the pocket.

“What’s the problem? I was told to stand here, and wear this hat and jack..... oh shit.”

For all of those who think they may be adequate masturbaters..one question: Are you Elite?

“How do you rip them apples?”

“Golden Boy Submits to Rear-Naked Choke, Again!”

“Hannah Storm is off today.”

2016 won’t let us keep anything nice.

Go RWD Rabbit!

That car is like your sister’s Facebook friend who you thought was hot until.you realized she has only one good angle.