Thank you for participating.

In fairness, I (a fully grown hooman) would have done the same thing.

I’m pretty sure my worst automotive decision is continuing to visit Jalopnik

she was as broke as I was and had two daughters and a parrot to feed.

Marcus Mariota drove the Titans down the field in under two minutes, down 7. Completed a pass that would have taken them inside the five with less than 30 seconds left, receiver gets stood up and they wrestle around for a while as forward progress got stopped. Lewan comes FLYING in like a fucking missile and rams…

another reminder that we’re all day-to-day

Watching Eddie Perez on SC right now is rough.

“For it to flatten out at such a big moment right there is disappointing,”

Never try to swindle an Icelander, they weren’t Bjorn yesterday.

brown

The Bears are the Bills with less fun tailgating.

Car guys are car guys. Easily distracted by the shiny...and not-so shiny.

Before Jacob started riding, his mom used to tell him “If you even THINK about getting a motorcycle, I’ll kill you myself”.

Self-Fulfilling Mom Prophecy

When you’re mom’s all like “I don’t want you buying a motorcycle Timmy, they’re not safe” and you buy one anyways, so she runs you over just to prove a point.

“And the Grammy goes to...”

*jumps out a window with a bottle of rum in each hand*

Hey man, if you had the Bears pegged for more than 6 wins, that’s on you.

IDK, I think Chris Sale would love to cut ties with the 1976 Sox

And they let go of his favorite catcher, replaced him with two guys who are bad (Avila) to terrible (Dioner Navarro) at pitch framing, and lo and behold, Baseball Prospectus estimates he’s had 17 runs added to his ledger on bad framing alone vs. average (and Tyler Flowers, whatever you think of the rest of his game,…

Hmm. Glass being a filthy person would be kind of fun, but my money’s on the condo board being bananas.