Waiting for Drew’s rebuttal - oh, wait

soccer balls - go figure

Never played the game but props on Batman Batman as well as the other descriptions - reminds me of a fave from Dom Irrera (about 2:15 in)

You’d think she’d go with Afternoon Delight

center field out, right?

but today I had a pudding cup that normally would have gone in my daughter’s lunch

Dude, where’s my car? And no selfies?

Same here - I don’t run for the train anymore. Maybe a block if my life depended on it. After a block, I’d die from a heart attack or stroke.

Go for the gold - cross-post on Jezebel too...

So does this guy

The Ducks do have a dynasty on losing game sevens...

Not a spelling bee anecdote but my fave spelling bee comedy bit

I’d take to the bottle to if I had to sit throw the whole damn thing

Dunno about that - the young Bolts look really good (although they can’t seem to win at home)

Ditto Michal Rozsival, who started to put in good minutes (finally) during the Wild series only to break an ankle.

‏@DownGoesBrown Reporter directs a question to Toews, then asks Keith to answer it too. Keith: “When you said ‘Jonathan’ I stopped listening.”

eh, you would have been unconscious long before coma and death

eh, Drew’s so white that you can’t tell where the skin stops and the t-shirt begins.

Also would have made a good drinking game, especially shots of Malort

An analysis of the pitch call and other minutiae regarding the ejection can be found here, my go-to when there’s a controversial call and ejection.