Initially read the headline and wondered why someone would send a blind person a dick pic...

One more thought - I'm guessing Battle didn't think she'd get punched when she threw the first one. If she did, she probably wouldn't have.

gwpr, if someone punches, said someone should expected to be punched back, regardless of gender. That's why I don't punch people first.

EightyRaw, not condoning his behavior but there wouldn't have been a second punch if there wasn't a first one. Some can turn the other cheek - others get punched in it.

Took me a min to get the nuance - well done

If she didn't punch first, she wouldn't have gotten punched last.

Like my momma used to say: don't punch first but punch last

So, I majored in Psychology w/minors in Education and Religious Studies - the trifecta!

"Does a bear sh*t in the woods?"

Not sure of the selfie etiquette but doesn't a selfie mean a pic of yourself? Should it not be, "It's a Jeremy Baker selfie!!" or "Lebron is in my selfie"...

Bears prefer two-wheels, not four

Started reading this w/out checking the byline - only took the first line to know it was Magary...

Because his family name can also double as a Bee word (grin)

Using lower case for Drew's name was a nice touch but Comic Sans would have been perfect.

Was in the commuter train's quiet car (have those in Metro Chicago - shocking, I know) heading home when I spotted a young couple w/their little girl asleep. Figured it was just a matter of time before she'd wake up and start fussing (kids get a free pass in the quiet car because they don't know better and are usually…

/me quickly gets off the lawn...

So, the Flying Nun doesn't give a flying f*ck?

I knew scheduled play dates were the slippery slope

10.) BMW's 'Gentleman Function'

ooooh, forgot to mention 2 white MacBooks and 1 MacBook Air. The only product I've purchased as full price was an iPad 2, which was a gift.