@WhynotstartYunieveryday: consider window insulation kits, available at your local hardware store. Easy to install and easy to remove when the temps warm up...

@SevenCostanza: bummed that I'm not in FL to watch the BO'B's Bowl at a BO'B...

@UweBollocks: Jesus is the reason for the season...

@WashingtonForeskins: The Shining : REDRUM

@ReggieDunlop: Alex, what won't be invited to the next Vikings' anniversary celebration?

@Dee Dee King: wrong liturgical season, man...

Who is the most masturbated to woman in history?

That's fucking bananas.

@Same Sad Echo: ...sounds like something Magary would come up with, except w/more cursing...

@All Over But The Sharting: no mention of the original Brian's Song w/Billy Dee Williams and James Caan. Play that movie and I dare you to find a dry eye. Play in for a HS football team and burly linemen will weep on the shoulders of kickers...

Because of wrestling's fragile state, the sport cannot absorb a black eye from the upcoming trial, said Bill Pendleton, a former assistant at Lemoore

ME: I'm thinking about eating red meat again.

@sweatingmullets: I managed to avoid HS reunions by closing down the two high schools I attended...

Man, Urlacher was everywhere last night...

@jordan.bader: AJ made a ton from all the appearances he made from Favre-dong

There are some tweets worth getting. Metra (Chicago area commuter line) tweets train delays, etc. which I send to the phone. More reliable than waiting on the platform, hoping for an announcement (especially in the winter time).

@PeterNincompoop: just chillin' in the cooler when THE MAN collared me...

@nystreetfilms: ...both a reason to sign up for Facebook and a reminder why I'm glad I didn't. Thanks for the link...

@ddabiz: ...noticed that cookssource.com is an Intuit hosted site. I don't think they'll be in the next commercial...

@TomXP411: ...agreed. No need to be vulgar when you can be witty...