I mean, it’s like pulling teeth to get anything resembling a short natural in most games, so there ain’t nothing wrong with being that guy. It’s a good question.

One of them is literally metallic blue skin color and you’re asking if you can be dark brown and have hair options despite seeing various hair styles. You’re right, you are that guy.

I’m going to be that guy. Can I be a black person (^not Jet black like above) who isn’t bald or who doesn’t have an Andre 3000 perm?

It’s weird that neither the article nor the pictures reference the change from Siegfried to Inferno to the new villain at all, they just seem absorbed by the changes in the Nightmare armor as if there were no in-universe reason for them.

I ALWAYS picked Ivy’s non-spicy outfits. I absolutely despise the revealing outfits she had. So tacky. There should be an article written about that. 

First,

So annoying. Ivy has my favorite playstyle/moveset, but it’s downright embarrassing to pick her, lol

It was Soul Edge/Blade on the PS1 that got me interested in Soul Calibur and thus, the Sega Dreamcast, back in 1999. Still one of my favorite games for the PS1.

Man, Xianghua has so much booby bounce for such small boobs that I’m legitimately worried that Ivy will black her own eyes.

It’s cool that you can get an idea of what Nightmare’s identity is in each game is based on his design. He’s way less human in IV because he is in fact just a suit of armor and not actually Seigfried anymore. They humanized him again in V because he was now a different human, older and more dignified. And now in VI he…

Quote from the game’s wiki, since any mention to Soul Edge has been forgotten :’-(

Not to sound cold-hearted, but: come on, Jason. We can empathize with EA employees on the ground floor without sweeping the company’s wrongdoings under the rug. EA’s current PR problems are of its own making, let’s not diminish what they’ve done by pivoting to “Oh, but they do good things too!”

Yeah, but... what’s EA doing to get away from that? There’s no faith in their “Games as Service” model, they still seem to be insisting on using Frostbite in all their games despite it severely hampering multiple products, and there’s no sign of any course corrections coming out publicly.

A YouTube video with nearly 900,000 views titled “Why Anthem Should Scare You | Has EA Destroyed Bioware?” just miiiight be the type of thing that the second-to-last paragraph of this article is talking about.

You don’t know how to read complete articles, do you?

It’s literally in the article

Never doubt the truth of John Gabriel’s Greater Internet Fuckwad theory—or its companion, the “Even Relatively Innocuous Shit Will Be Turned Into Racist Fuckery By Opportunistic Shitweasels” posit.

He carries the ball almost every time he crosses over. Isiah Thomas does too.

No way anyone could have predicted this heel turn by Durant these past couple years.

exactly.