No one is ever gonna get the Muppets “right” again, because they’re no longer a living, breathing thing. They’ve become an excercise in pointless nostalgia, and no version is ever going to restore whatever vague quality they used to have, because that quality isn’t based on a collective memory, it’s based on millions…

My current party is built to be a performing band. Ranks in perform for everyone.

“Tell of my games to those who ask, the bad games, as well as the good, and let them be judged accordingly. The rest...is Youtube.”

Dinobot = best character arc.

I really, really wish someone would take up the reigns and make a tactical RPG where you build your own traveling gladiator school.

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It is especially concerning to me since it seems like they have high turnover in these 20-22 year olds? Is this guy involved in the hiring of these women? Could he be specifically hiring younger women he finds attractive? Are they leaving because of his behavior?

Yeah, there are more serious potential issues here than DNL seems to acknowledge. At best, it’s not great for the workplace environment to have an older man treating every young woman who comes through as his dating pool. At worst, there are real power dynamics issues. At my company, this is definitely a situation HR…

Eat some ass, Josh. It probably won’t make you live longer, but at least you won’t be online.

Why cares? They’re Nazis.

Babymetal?
I have a feeling this is not what immediately came to mind when I read this word.
To Youtube!

So basically just a little something for everyone?

Oh god I so hope this is the opening volley in the labor battle that destroys the NFL

For the first time in her life she’s getting called on her shit to her face. It can’t be pleasant (which I enjoy the thought of, frankly).

The city’s permanent residents should really adjust to the needs of the casual, pants-pissing visitor.

Only the Rams could put 46 points on the board and still manage to punt five times in a game.

I’ve unclogged a toilet now and then and fallen down pipes too, but I don’t call myself a plumber either... Dude’s spent the last 30 years chasing tail and turtles in a psychedelic, mushroom-infused dream state. Mario is a lot of things, but a plumber ain’t one of them.

Their “git!” pushes caused confusion, as they had neither committed nor stashed their grill changes.

And I thought the old dude was going to be terminal.