I mean, by forty, she’s not a woman, bro. That expiration date has passed. She’s, like a mom now. You wouldn’t want to bang your mom, would you? /s

What are you talking about? Trump loves decorum, he buys the best decorum, it’s usually gold plated decorums, or sometimes paintings of himself that he puts in gold frames, and he’ll use those for decorumation.

I mean, everything about the behind the scenes has been hints of a trainwreck. Changing major production staff. Retooling major characters after filming has started. The production design exhibited thus far looks kinda shit. Maybe it’ll look better in context- I’d rather it turn out good, but I’m not optimistic.

He’s reprising Harold Finch, and the PoI universe will join the CW-arrowverse, and Root will be permanently replacing Felicity as the on-demand Hacker. Through a series of misunderstandings, Ollie will have a “Knightfall” type injury, and Shaw will replace him. No one misses Ollie.

It’s not hate. It’s mild dislike, and annoyance because as much as you “stop watching and commenting”, he’s practically inescapable. Fox is basically nothing but Simpsons and McFarlane shows at this point.

My stance here is that Seth McFarlane isn’t funny, but is instead a “packaged humor product”. He’s the Kraft singles of comedy. Which is to say, even if a carefully prepared presentation leaves you saying, “Oh, this was pretty good,” my prediction is that it will be anything but.

This is so insane I’m almost on board… will there be vampires? Or maybe robot vampires? Robot vampires who are actually powered by the red sun, but can be harmed by yellow light? And this is actually the reason for the Parallax and the whole “the green lantern rings don’t work on yellow” because all the Green Lanterns…

This isn’t the greatest episode of Arrow in the world, it’s only a tribute.

Oh, that’s just bullshit. No, humanity will never live in a Star Trek future, but we can still aspire to it. That’s life, right there- setting a great goal, a goal you may never hit, and doing your best to get there. I don’t want to live in Star Wars’s universe. I’d like to live in Star Trek’s. I’m not actually going…

She even wore a somewhat pinker version of his iconic coat and scarf and it was adorable.

Python is certainly a taste, but it’s a taste that transcends time. A sketch about philosophers playing soccer isn’t everyone’s cup of tea, but it’s not going to fail with age. And sure, if we’re expanding comedy to across many centuries, then yes, things aren’t going to age well. You can’t get a lot of the jokes in…

… really? I mean, you did say “most”, so I suppose you’re probably technically correct- but I’d argue that most comedy isn’t even good in its own time. Buster Keaton is hilarious in any era. The Marx Brothers are a perpetual goldmine. Monty Python has endured so well that people have basically ruined it through…

DIG MY LOVE!

They had the opportunity to surprise me. Instead, they turned out to be the predictable pudding brains they usually are. Planet of the pudding brains!

So now, the traditional “this new Doctor is going to RUIN THE SHOW” backlash gets to have a thick layer of sexism on it. Ugh. I hate people.

Hey, he didn’t contribute enough to his 401K and the residuals checks aren’t cutting it. He’s gotta make a few more big scores before his twilight years if he doesn’t want to be eating cat food.

Honestly, given the retro-vibe, they shouldn’t even have elbow or knee joints, just hip and shoulder. And the accessories should be basically impossible to actually slot into their hands, and be designed to get lost quickly and easily. It’d fit the era of the show perfectly.

Ghosts of Mars is pretty great b-movie schlock. It’s a fine peer to something like Assault on Precinct 13. Hell, it’s basically the same movie, but on Mars, and waaaay cheesier.

Can I have a 1920s Buster Keaton as the Joker, then? Who cares what else is going on, at that point, I think I’ve got a goddamn winner.

I feel like the problem there, though, is that their employer doesn’t compensate them properly for their time, and then expects the customer to supplement the wages. There’s a trend of “no tipping” restaurants, and I think it’s a good trend.