Says the guy who’s been in the Trenton Home for the Criminally Insane for the past 50 years. You do know that you were so horrible that the orderly who cared for you went on to become a hitman who worked for drug kingpins?

Crates, man, crates.

Hunh. Way back in the Before Times, I made a mod for Quake II that did this, though with far less polish (I just swapped models and skins, otherwise it was regular deathmatch).

Wolverine was once thrown into the sun. He got better.

Firing somebody for being an asshole seems like a completely reasonable thing to do. If you spend your time rubbing up against assholes, some of that smell is gonna stick to you.

Whitepeopleing is the privilege and dismissive confidence that you have not only the right but also the permission to do whatever the fuck you want.

Eggs & Sausage is my personal favorite Tom Waits song

Socialist policies are actually very popular, if you don’t call them socialism.

They’ll gut the economy, drive the middle class into crippling debt, and then just let people sign up for the military because it’s the only option they’ve got at this point. That’s how we fight wars these days.

I found the battle system in Transistor really boring. Better than Bastion, where there was no system and if you just clicked a bunch you could beat any challenge, but still not great. They seem to be really good at designing all the parts of a game but the game part.

“Snark” implies sarcasm or a lack of conviction- this is an honest assessment. It looks terrible. The presentation here looks so bad that the cost of the time taken to download it, let alone play it, seems overpriced.

This looks… really bad. This looks like cheap, pre-purchased assets enslaved to an artistic vision that views being accessible as a sin.

Yes, but you have to take a running start, or it won’t work.

My current primary in a D&D-like system is Haneet, the gnome barbarian. She doesn’t have barbarian rages, she has barbarian WHEEEEEEE THIS IS AMAZING. She’s minmaxed for acrobatics, and wears slippers of spider climb, and thus can be pretty much anywhere on the battlefield she wants. While most barbarians are built to…

It was a real triumph of the will.

Pittsburgh is still under state financial management from when it nearly went bankrupt a few decades back. It probably shouldn’t be, but it definitely puts a limit on how the city can spend its money.

expect a huge uptick in gang activity as undocumented immigrants refuse to cooperate with the police

You’re not wrong. The boss fights got tedious real fast.

And I’ll pick the GOTY up in a Steam Sale for half that.

Personally, I’m gonna wait for the inevitable GOTY edition with all the DLCs included.