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Remy Porter
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I don’t mind the Russian shit that much. It’s fucking Bonnie that I hated. Fuckin’ Bonnie.

Just Johnny Cage. He and Trump have a very similar line of attack.

Bernie Sanders thinks regulated market solutions are a sound economic strategy. If he’s a Socialist, I’m goddamn Chico Marx.

Ashley, if you could solve that particular computer vision problem, you could win a Nobel Prize in Computer Science, and probably a Turing Award for good measure.

Valve used to make games. Now they just make money.

Do you ever park on an incline, even a gentle one? Do you like your engine mounts? If both these things are true… use your goddamn parking brake. Think of it this way- if you don’t, you’re using your engine to hold your car in place.

Harvey Dent will remember this.

Oh, look at that, a new character that I get to watch die horribly.

I’ve also noticed that most of those manage to put the wheel directly in my eyeline to the instruments. Maybe I’m spoiled by my 2004 Saturn Ion (which has the instruments closer to the center of the dash), but these newfangled cars seem to want me to guess how fast I’m going.

Honestly, Clinton v. Trump is like, the most terrifying outcome I can think of. We’ve already lost. I’m ready to nuke the fucking world right the fuck now, because, shit, it’s beyond repair.

I kinda want a Buckaroo Banzai total conversion mod. Think about it, it’d work. You’re managing an entire infrastructure (the Blue Blaze Irregulars, the Hong Kong Cavaliers, the rest of the support staff), you’re going on missions (I mean, the climax of the film basically plays out like an X-Com mission), you’re

It depends on the implementation. CivIV’s stack-of-doom was terrible. But CivV’s ranged units were also terrible.

I am not particularly nuanced on this front: a project that has a “crunch” phase is a failed project. Whether that’s a failure of budgeting, planning, management, or technical expertise, you have failed to run an effective project. Period.

Sanders’ timid, isolationist foreign policy isn’t great, but it’s vastly better than Clinton’s neo-con foreign policy. Based on her tenure as a Senator and Secretary of State, based on comments like how she takes advice from Kissinger, I’m pretty confident in saying that a vote for Clinton is a vote for war. A

Look, I fucking love stupid action movies. Crank is a goddamn fucking masterpiece of film. John Wick is fantastic, despite the endless need to remind us of the inciting event, just in case we forgot.

Biological onomonopia.

As someone once said: “Valve used to make games. Now they make money.”

Shit, I always wait for the big sales a few months after release, so can they just rip that DRM shit off by then? That’d be great.

What I get from this is that Bob Ross is the Dragonborn. “Ross Fo Dah!”

Let’s ask the real question: is this PC title going to get a Mac or Linux port?