Yeah, and it's not like they're lacking for characters on Adventure Time to use. Were they afraid of getting too obscure? Too late for that, methinks. It's just so half-baked. I mean, all they did was give Lisa squiggly arms. They could've even done a riff on Marcy because of their shared interest in music. And it…

As the Dowd noted in his review of the director's only other major release:
"….Project Almanac is perfectly watchable, but it never taps into the adolescent joy of its premise, the way Chronicle did."

Let's just say it moved them… into A BIGGER HOUSE!

There's just something gross about tapping into Adventure Time for
another overlong couch sequence. It's a show that makes more of it's 10
minute runtime than the Simpson's does in it's twenty.

It seems to me like the only reason why Full House survived in nostalgia was because of the Olsen Twins' popularity. That and Stamos never letting people forget that it was a show that existed that he was on. Damn him and his coal black hair.

Didn't Bob Villa actually cameo a couple of times on Home Improvement? I seem to remember Tim grunting enviously of him.

Well, if your account hasn't been active for a year, yahoo deactivates it. Then it gets deleted. So, if you're like me and you haven't touched yours since '09, then you should be good.

"I cried more than I had ever cried in my life."
The exact moment he realized that his shenanigans aren't cheeky and fun, but are just sad and tragic.

I wish someone would hit him in the back of his head with a folding chair.

Oh, I could so see him take out Oldtown. Rumors are that he's supposed to kill a Sand Snake, and Obara was born there, so I could see that happening. And I could see a version of the WoW chapter 'The Forsaken' happening with either Theon or Yara. I bet, at the very least, Euron will bring out Dragonbinder for Cersei.…

I'm all in on Euron being a crazy warlock pirate like he is in the books. If they could even do a tenth of that in the show that might be worth watching.

D&D furtively kiss their Emmys.

Great article.
Corey Feldman, in this clip, feels more like Bojack Horseman than even Bojack Horseman does.

Oh cool. Hooray for personal growth!

I enjoy thispartly because I like Pinkerton but also because I'm sure that somewhere this news is irritating Rivers Cuomo on some level.

I don't even think Donald cares for his family very much. With the very, very creepy exception of Ivanka.

Well our goal is clear then: BAN THE SALES OF ALL SKITTLES

Cute, quirky, in-character. Nicely done!

Probably? I would hope his audience wants more from him, to have some scruples, but I suspect a lot of people tune in for an escape from this nonsense and have it all be in good fun. It's their prerogative, if there's a huge backlash, great. He's just not a person from whom I need to have their opinion known. He…

Fundamentally, I think it comes down to the particular hosts on late night. I expect more from Colbert or even Seth Meyers, I don't expect anything from Jimmy Fallon. I don't really care for his comedy. He's the epitome of the guy who's just happy to be there. It's frustrating when Jimmy Fallon brings on a venal,…