"When McDonaldland sends its people, they're not sending the best. They're hamburglars and some, I assume, are good people."

Sad!

Apropos of nothing, Craig McCracken probably has some free time now that Wander Over Yonder is cancelled. Hint hint.

Yeah, I played the game right up until that reveal and then I just walked away from it. Can't say if I've played it since.

Oh shit, the games where I can rip out my opponent's beating heart, turn them into a baby, or freeze their torso and tear it off their corpse are unrealistic? Man, that video's friggin' deep, Internet!

And readers will continue to gnash their teeth and rend their garments as The Winds of Winter still won't be out even by that date!

He's just pissed that 'Be A Man' song has been stuck in his head for the past twenty years or so.

Hey, you know that Greg Sestero was just waiting for something like this right? Shit, could've gotten him at scale, probably the same performance, but half the general distaste that comes with hiring Dane Cook.

What are the odds on "Magical Bullshit Time Nexus That Both Has And Doesn't Have Guinan In It?"

Wasn't there an episode where a witch possessed Egon or something?

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Welp, see you in my nightmares!

Well, the movie would be improved by orders of magnitude if he did. At the very least, he's much louder and angrier here than in his other roles.

I saw this movie back when Netflix still put interestingly terrible movies on streaming. The only worthwhile thing about it is Nicolas Cage. You spend every minute he's not onscreen asking 'Where's Nicolas Cage?'

Yep, mentioned here:
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and here:

This Tumblr's been going strong for, like, 3 years, Internet! Where the fuck have you been?

That's what passes for entertainments these days?! Woozle Wozzle?

Hey egghead! Sing Fair Harvard!
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This is an awful lot of energy to waste on a mostly well-reviewed sci-fi action comedy remake what happens to be starring ladies that has not even opened yet.

Yep, have to pretty much agree with everything here. He's pretty much always committed in his roles; obviously there are some exceptions like Next, Ghost Rider, or Left Behind. He's this great, weird force that can elevate any movie.

Gotta stop clinking those bottles together, man.