Kids, you know that your Aunt Robin is as barren as a desert island! That's why I never married her in the first place. I needed some sweet broodmare to populate the world with my spawn!
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Kids, I was a vain, pretentious ass whom expected anyone and everyone to pity for just never finding 'the one'. This, despite having great friends, many romances and a ludicrously successful professional life so fanciful it bordered on experimental.
I assume this commenting system is the new thing for themed weeks.Hopefully. Well, it's awful. Though, it'd be a little less awful if it didn't immediately jump to the next article when I'm scrolling. Put this in the Death Star's trash compactor, where it can be strangled by the Dionaga.
It's not nearly as bad as it could be, but whenever I see that scene in the diner where the composition is so off it reminds me of this Tim and Eric sketch. https://www.youtube.com/wat… I then can no longer take it seriously.
Oh Qui Gon. I remember when I saw you in the theater and I said, 'Hey…wasn't Yoda Obi-Wan's teacher? Who's this dude?' Threw me off right from the get-go.
The white-hot hatred that I used to feel really isn't there. That doesn't mean I've grown to appreciate them. There were, better, more exciting movies with better utilized special effects that came out at the same time. What's disappointing about the prequels is how much Lucas embraced the new technology without…
As much as I really do enjoy the Order 66 sequence, it would have been even more powerful if we had gotten to know any of the Jedi characters. I mean, sure, there's the Clone Wars series later, but it doesn't make up for the lack of engagement with them across three fucking movie
Well, there is the Pit of Despair. I hear it's located somewhere in Foggy Bottom.
MY EYES! THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING
Not a hallucination until Niblet shows up.
I've never cared for Doug. I always felt like he needed to be more beaten down by life. Metaphorically, but also physically.
The haunting Torgo's Theme.
Vermont! City on the go!
The Knope Council. Their conclusion? Not worth discussing since calzones are pointless and no one likes them.
America: Home of the Pigeon-Rat sandwi- Dog.
Hot Dogs are several types of food. Combined into one sausage.
Oh christ. That was a thing that happened.
Oh, okay then. Nevermind.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't Quicksilver expose himself to the Terrigen Mists at some point? Didn't seem to have any ill effects on him as I recall.