While Mark tries to make some Walking Carpet smile for LIfe Day.

David S. Goyer will be writing the script of course. Just to balance things out.

"-'Get Smart' remake starring Steve Carell-" terrible.

Yarp.

What a twist! That's some next level plot scripting I'm not sure that AoS (while improved) has quite gotten to yet.

250 million dollars? Shadduppa yo mouth!

All around decent episode. Though I was hoping Simmons would stay in Hydra longer.
Having her own subplot through the season would've been cool. You know, introduce Bobby here to increase the pressure on Simmons. Have Simmons become friends with these horribly amoral mad scientists and fascists. Then have it all fall…

This being a Franco et al sort of deal, I could see them bringing in Channing Tatum for it.

26, I think it was. In any case, he looks pretty bad for someone in their forties.

The EU hasn't been wiped out; the new canon is merely no longer beholden to it.They can still use concepts from it if it suits their purposes. It's like with Zeb's species, they were gonna create a whole new alien species based on McQuarrie's original designs for Chewie only to find out the EU had already done that.…

Oh, so this is in production order? Eesh. Personal preference on my part, then.

I found this one to be fairly harmless, but I think it'd have been better served showing up a bit later or maybe before last week's. The teamwork on display in Droids in Distress doesn't really jive with what we see here.That's okay, though. Clone Wars wasn't really great right off the bat (and even when it was, it…

Hey! @TheSpacePope is reptilian!

China: "DO NOT WANT"

Cersei takes another drink from her wine goblet, everything goes hazy and then BAM! She hits her head on the table. Flashback!

Ha HA! Trademark Infringement!
Seriously though, I'm sure this movie's great, but every time I hear about it I think immediately of Harvey Birdman and I get a little sad.

I think the difference is that neither Thor 2 or Cap 2 were summer movie releases. Man of Steel was, however and it certainly didn't dominate the summer. It was number 1 for one weekend.

I like grits, too. Do you like your grits, regular, creamy, or al Dente?

Somewhere David S. Goyer smirks evilly.

Seth Green angrily tweets Shipwreck's home address