You forgot to tell me why the car is in the front yard and I’m sleeping with my clothes on.
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Kate Beckinsale also did Emma better.
A pony tail? What are you a LESBIAN? I didn’t order a tuna sandwich!
# “Defcon 1 Nuclear”
Nit: Defcon 1 is the least dangerous Defcon. You want Defcon 5, deplorables.
Why would I want my server to be required to wear her hair down? That’s like...the exact opposite of what I want.
Who gets tired of turkey sandwiches? They’re delicious.
Yea. We should definitly just outcast these people as less than human instead of offering some kind of support. We for sure didn’t evolve to have desires to bang anyone under 18. It definitely wasn’t completely normal for the last million years.
She was enacting just punishment on her parents for naming her Ashlynd.
I mean, this entire article is about them cancelling the show exactly because of that major breach in ethics. So, yeah, you’re not the only one who found this FUBAR. Apparently, the network did, too.
Best lesson I learned in 7th grade, never travel to someone elses neighborhood to fight them. If you can’t lure them to your block, beat them up on the bus (or some other neutral territory).
he has bloated up some, hasn’t he?
I’m skeptical of her claims, yes. Precisely because she played it out in court of public opinion instead of a real court. Why a person who claimed to fear for their life would run to tabloids instead of police is beyond me. IMO her own behavior has damaged her credibility regardless of what Depp does or says…
She would have actually had to have taken her evidence to court instead of People magazine in order to do that.
Eh, he passed through the “now what” stage a while back. He then took “pale imitation of Keith Richards” out for a spin and has now apparently settled on “tragic mid-life crisis cliche.”
-gate is for your parents’ scandals. This, obviously, should be known as DickieLeaks.
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This would get a lot more views if the headline read ‘cheerleader goes down on cousins’
I fainted at work once in front of 2 people
Show me on the doll where Taylor touched you.
Lorde is apparently promoting the shit out of this song on social media, which made me think how much better it would’ve been with her instead of Taylor.