Which Mike are you referring to? I can’t tell because you didn’t specify surname and they both have the same first name (Mike).

To be fair, groping is technically an improvement from rape.

Let’s check in with them now.

Lebron James & Derrick Rose?

The new white collars on their jerseys make them look like goddamn Quakers.

Instead of bringing on Mike’s son, they should have totally rebranded. Rename it Open Mike and have a revolving door of guests named Mike perform open heart surgery on Big Mike.

Still a better passer than Brock Os— nevermind.

You know how this ends right

It’s more funny in a bittersweet “funny because it’s true” kind of way than a “laugh out loud” type of funny, but no, you’re wrong, it’s definitely funny.

Or maybe this guy?

Ef that, sounds like a future me problem, and I heard that guy’s a jerk.

“Count the Gordon Beckham shirseys on overweight white guys” is by far my favorite game to play at Comiskey/The Cell/The Arrow.

That’s a picture of Acme Looniversity, David. You can’t fool me.

Josh Fields!
Matt Ginter!
Lorenzo Barcelo!
GORDON BECKHAM!!!!!

I have no doubt that they can all identify their Lord and savior, Nicky Delmonico.

Reiter did call Joe Borchard a generational talent, so let’s not give him too much credit...

What are they doing, making these things with freaking crack?!?

That Doughboys was great. Hayes’s joy at being at table 69 was fantastic.

Two thoughts about Podcasts from the last week, one happy, one sad.

Looking at the credits this episode was written by Sean Clements from Hollywood Handbook. Not surprising this is the best episode yet.