I wish, pal!

Goddamnit Cleveland, you’re driving me bananas! *Freeze and credits*

Looks normal to me.

I’d argue that it would take only a few MORE bad bounces for the Twins to give the Tribe a decent series, and therefore, you can’t label it a stinkbomb. You never know.

Well, Simba became king because of who his dad was too.

Flappers (and yeah, drummettes for the other piece).

The theme here is bad baseball players inexplicably performing well, if that much isn’t clear.

I don’t know that he was “good” apart from a season or two. But us non-Giants fans need to differentiate these 3 Giants teams, and Vogelsong is how we differentiate 2012.

You know, I never even noticed the took it away until I saw you mention this. It was the only punting stat that I thought mattered as a kid, we used to go out in my back yard and have contests to see who could get the longest hang-time, which never ended in fights about how to time it and how long someone’s actual…

For some reason it took me until just now to make the connection, but that option-shovel play is an Urban Meyer staple. Tebow and Aaron Hernandez made it famous at Florida, but Meyer coached Smith at Utah prior.

That fourth and one play where he stopped Gillislee, he hit him with his shoulder, but there was some indirect contact to the head as well. And whereas a few years ago I would have just appreciated the good play and moved on, I caught myself thinking about how many times that seemingly minor contact happens over the…

Damn, Urban Meyer is really ramping it up now

I don’t know why, of all the videos and articles that have emerged almost everyday for the past 2 years, wherein racist assholes do and say ignorant and dangerous shit, THIS one is getting a reaction out of me, but boy does this upset me.

Or, $67.5 million per moob.

I gotta be honest; I follow the NFL extremely closely and I completely forgot about Boatghazi. I submit that it is not, in fact, a thing.

Who the ever-living fuck calls it a port-o-toilet?

To be fair, I’ve never met a repentant or reformed anus.

Lighten up Francis.

An oblivious, humourless Boston fan? I refuse to believe it.

I thought I acknowledged every single point there. Eat a set of genitalia that's the opposite of that to which you are predisposed.