Also worth noting that he beat Upshall’s ass. I’m kinda surprised he didn’t handle McAvoy.

There is a strong, VERY uninteresting take that there are not enough traveling calls in the NBA. Here is a better take: there are too many traveling calls in the NBA. I don’t care if they traveled. I don’t need you to impress me with your fancy dribble walking. Just hold the ball and put it in the hoop. I want to see…

(Name white QBs that went to college in the state of Oklahoma or Texas)

This doesn’t matter to anyone, but, I’ve watched what’s available of all these QBs on Youtube and I have found myself wondering why Rypien isn’t talked about more. The velocity isn’t all there, but he has an argument for most accurate in the class. I don’t really see how anyone could watch him and, say, Jarrett…

I don’t know, I think the next time Rotoworld makes the same joke about long snappers doing long snaps it might finally become funny!

God I’d give anything for people to be this mad at one of my lame jokes.

“No word on whether the NCAA will hit Jacksonville with sanctions after the team received this impermissible benefit from the eagle.”

I know that he was paid to play in the NBA briefly, and my assumption is that he is still being paid to play basketball (G League, maybe?). So, it’s definitely going better for him than it was going at Syracuse.

Well, nobody should give a shit what Dabo is cool with. Someone with Lawrence’s best interests in mind, on the other hand, should put him in bubble wrap for 2 years.

I have a theory on why Ben does this and it’s that he’s a genuinely bad person. Other QBs have their various faults that we like to poke fun at, but Ben is a fucking monster that also happens to be a QB.

So, it goes without saying that you’ve already used the N-word several times today, but I’d be interested in seeing what would happen if you said it to that huge pussy Jonathan Martin.

That’s a slight misrepresentation. I picked a historical figure that your specific brand of anger reminded me of, and that figure happens to be have been the perpetrator of a school shooting. I didn’t mean to imply that you are a school shooter; if I believed that I’d have contacted the authorities.

Alright settle down, Klebold.

This would be a decent bit it I weren’t reasonably sure that you are the type of person to just, like, comment on AV Club stuff with your opinions about stuff.

Hey stranger!

I want to say there was a QB named Doug Johnson on the Falcons.

The CENTIPEDE. You stan the CENTIPEDE. We all stan the CENTIPEDE.

lol at thinking there is a counterargument to this

Hockey trades suck. So many 1 for 1s where both guys play the same position. None of these trades matter for either team, with the possible exception of some hidden Aberg upside.

Boy, I usually side with the guy that posts the Wolfcastle meme but...I’m looking for the joke and all I see is the word “edge.”