Nah. The whole piece is about what an asshole she is.

Never, ever visit the Jezebel comments. 

This is definitely stranger than what I thought this story would be about - Eminem having an old beef with Jon Bernthal, which itself would have been pretty strange.

Me me me me me me me me me me.

I can never cringe hard enough when I see Rhett Miller still sporting that haircut. Bangs, man. 

How adorable. Recycle a pun used by Jerry Falwell when Ellen came out . 

Holy crap, Bird World is awesome. The title piqued my curiosity, so glad you included it!

no.

A pound of beans produces about 7 cups of cooked. A 15 oz can holds a bit less than two cups. So you would get almost 4 cans from the pound of uncooked beans.

I had no idea Stabilo’s were now clickable. That’s awesome.

Indeed, that comment is very suspicious.

I had to stop watching the last season and a half of The Middle. It’s easily in my Top 10 All-Time show list, but it had just gotten so forced and repetitive and I just wanted to remember the show the way I did when I fell in love with it.

I don’t get it. Stormy’s had a lot of celebrity cameos in her?

Oh man, now we’re talking. And Paperboy as musical guest, a la Garth Brooks/Chris Gaines’ SNL appearance.

It’s way easier to just Google the record and listen to a few tracks on Youtube. Plus, there’s tons of vinyl records ripped onto Youtube that are unavailable on Spotify.

T-shirts? Ha.

Gotta pay the bills somehow.

Man, that Cheese Whiz looks like a giant whitehead. Color me hungry.

Speaking of garlic. Can someone tell my why some heads of garlic contain, maybe, 12-14 large cloves of garlic. Others (especially ones I buy at Trader Joe’s) contain a few medium sized cloves and what feels like DOZENS of tiny little almond-sliver shaped bastards that I used to attempt to peel but now just chuck?

Yeah, totally fair. I’m nearing the end of my trial and honestly haven’t decided if I’ll shell out the annual fee.