Oh my god, this should come with a warning: do not watch if you are heavily pregnant lest you spend 10 minutes crying because HAPPY BABY BOOK AUNTIE DOLLY OMG

I was there! This was probably the best show I’ve ever seen and I still am tingly thinking about it. Her voice is still unbelievable and I could listen to her stories forever. Everyone in my group was crylaughing and it was the most delightful audience ever. I wish I could relive it.

Yep, the true inheritor of Stewart’s crown is Samantha Bee’s incisive Full Frontal. I can’t even remember the last time I watched a clip of The Daily Show, much less a full episode.

Even though Trevor Noah probably didn’t have anything to do with the tweet, this post still reminds me of how downhill the show has gone since John Stewart left. It’s cringe inducing.

This is pretty much why my child will never be allowed to play in a house that has guns in it.

dress looks very good on her and it looks comfy too, I want it.

I could see states modifying existing desecration of human remains types of legislation if enough people react badly to incidents like these.

But it’s always nice to see you!

And her long-time assistant, Felicia Culotta, says that just before Spears takes the stage, “her sons get sad” and say, “No, please don’t make her be Britney Spears right now.”

If it makes you feel any better (it probably won’t — sorry in advance), people who say stupid shit like this about Lolita have rarely read the book. So Refn is pontificating about a book that he likely never read — I would bet my heart-shaped sunglasses on it

“Narcissism is awful, and young people are the worst, but isn’t this 16-year-old girl super hot?”

I need to see these dresses in order to make up my mind if I support Brexit or not.

Thank you! I don’t do Derby—yet—but I’m hoping I can join a league once my kids are in grade school and slightly less dependent on me. But it is DEFINITELY what I had in mind with the name.

You realize how creepy you sound, right?

I think.... I think it’s the chubby cheeks. Being a chubby cheek havre myself I feel the pain. Sometimes you look great, other times stoned (eyes look small because of cheeks), sometimes the lighting is frightening. :(

Those looooooong skinny scarves.

Velour Juicy Couture track suits

tbh, he should just keep re-releasing heartbreaker and 1989. stop trying so hard, ryan.

the PNW is full of fucking weirdos, Portland especially. The worst was that fucko in Portland a few years back who was SHAVING pieces of hair off women’s heads while on the bus, he was fresh outta jail because he was caught JACKING OFF onto women, again, on the bus, earlier.

I have sent back a bottle of wine (once). It had clearly “gone off”- tasted like vinegar mixed with soda water. It was no bige deal and they were extremely apologetic.