The fact that a fair percentage of Kotaku readers are probably too young to get that reference makes my bones hurt.

No, you’re definitely right, he’s the living embodiment of extreme mediocrity uplifted by generational wealth. He’s probably not as clever and successful a businessman as a mechanic with their own shop, but it’s hard to really lose when starting with that kind of lead (and then also cheating others and stealing along…

Ahhh yes...The Secret.

See also: Jenny McCarthy, Dr. OZ, Deepak Chopra.

Clarence Thomas, Samuel Alito, and Neil Gorsuch were the dissenting justices.

She also pushed “The Secret” really hard and gave a platform to “Doctor” Mercola, who pushes antivaxx bullshit any time he can.

They. Can’t. Be. Trusted.

and dr. phil and dr. oz and jenny mccarthy?

Isn’t Kylo the one who told her about her parents?

That first image is very “Are you trying to seduce me, Mrs. Death?”

The ACA is, at its core, a massive give-away to health insurance companies, in that the ACA sets the boundaries of the healthcare conversation such that anyone who wants care must situate themselves within those boundaries, and those boundaries are determined by private companies.

Woah. I know throw-pu.

This really isn’t necessary.

I’ve been a professor of Literature for twelve years, and a student of it for far longer than that.

Lovecraft was a racist, and a xenophobe, and a few other truly awful things.

Poe had a serious drug habit, and there’s some serious question about just who “Lenore” was (in terms of Poe being…

Is there anything more tired than the internet love of bacon? Yeah, bacon is good. Lots of food is good. We get it.

Racial boundaries? Excuse me, but how many races do you think there are? I’ll give you a hint, it’s the loneliest number.

I’m just looking forward to the ads and the following warning labels.

SO where is the efficiency and water savings?

As a fervent zealot and steadfast follower of the great Fabricator, I am personally offended that the great  Omissiah was omitted from this list.