Volunteer Volunteer Volunteer. I tagged along with a girlfriend who does regular work with our local food bank here in the Midsouth. I didn’t really know what to expect but I was openminded. I ended up bartending and filling up gift bags for a fucking golf tournament that benefitted the food bank. I was there with a…

Elle: For that matter, any masturbatory emissions, where the sperm is clearly not seeking an egg, could be termed reckless abandonment.
Professor Callahan: You’ve just won your case.

This makes me all the more proud of and fearful for the doctors that DO still fight to practice. I never had to fight a crowd of anti-choice thugs when I sought to terminate my pregnancy. But driving past a PP yesterday in my new neighborhood and seeing very young white women congregating with their posters made my…

So, let met get this straight:

I’m a nanny, and my boss is a single mom who is a surgical resident. You could basically say we are the exact ladies who should miss work tomorrow.

What would you risk to make a better like for you children.

Just his intro music sends me into a full blown panic attack. He’s so smarmy and try hard and uh misogynistic.

<b>Mal</b>issa is the perfect name for the cunt that marries and stays with a KKK Wizard.

It may have come out in 2015, but I finally caught Whiskey Tango Foxtrot on Hulu and HOLY SHIT it was good. I sobbed hard. For a million different reasons.

I used to work for a venomous Italian immigrant couple in 2007/2008 right around the market crash. Many of us were stuck working there because jobs were scarce at that time. He was a highly talented chef but incredibly physically, mentally, and sexually abusive to his staff. But because of the fact that he was a well…

He’s a fucking paramedic? I assumed the electoral college was full of secretive, mega rich men who drank brandy out of snifters, had super thick white hair, and attended Illuminati meetings. How are the members of the electoral college chosen?

I’ve tried it, yo. And it good. That is not a typo, it just plain good. I don’t recall if I saw it on a cooking show or more likely a listical on Buzzfeed but once accomplishing it, you just get all the buttery toast and cheesy goodness and no weird mayo side effects if you’re nervous about mayo. Love you bye.

That place was hilarious. I kept thinking, she’s young and doesn’t have much sense yet and then I remember she’s 3 years younger than I am.

Homeboy on the far left of the picture with Tila would have been one of the first on the trains; he looks to come from Jewish heritage. Keyword being “looks”. Whether he does or not didn’t matter to the nazis. Also, Tila will attach herself to a flaming diaper pile if she thinks it will somehow garner her attention.…

I had one of those stress dreams last night. Roundabout, no closure. Just circular lame problems. They were about Pence.

Besides hugging your babies, whether they be human or animal, make a list. I learned this in rehab; Make a list of 10 things you are thankful for. It sounds try-hard, but if you work through it you’ll be surprised. This is how a small group of us stranged through the day before Thanksgiving.

Growing up in the deep South under fairly tolerant baby boomers, I absorbed a lot of racism and sexism around me while having the impression that I was a tolerant democrat. Now, being a grown ass woman with a lot of experience, I can acknowledge that the worst of my views were due to my nice little white middle class…

All I can remember about Jarf Hfffof is that she dated not gay Ryan Seacrest, and that she starred in some movie along side also not gay Tom Cruise shot in Miami that no one saw.

I read Jessi Klein’s book after hearing her interview on Fresh Air. I’ve been a fan of her’s for years. So, when I got to a portion of the book talking about something that made her feel so unfeminine and therefore unwanted, it clicked like YES. THIS WAS ME TOO. STILL ME. I teared up hearing that from a woman that I…

Am I going insane? I’m trying to figure out the whole Clinton hatred thing. I just don’t understand how her missteps aren’t in line with EVERY OTHER POLITICIAN EVER. Like I get that people aren’t thrilled, or that she’s obviously power hungry and that is a turn off. But oh my God, think of every other election. And…