This is insulting to children and babies.

This is why we in LA still call it “behind the orange curtain.”

I agree, you should stop making stupid Zelda posts.

Ganonhorse.

I had to give the game a rest for a day after realizing you can’t keep a Stalhorse. The pain was real.

“Since most people have beaten the game by now...”

The fact you go board to board to do this is sad.

Why is the picture not Zelda? The picture should be Zelda.

As a parent myself, I love it when people don’t want kids.

But Steven, there will come a day where your daughters (almost 6 and almost 3 for me) want to watch you do you Skyward Sword re-playthrough. They will ask when you will find Zelda. They will run out of the room when you have to fight the Imprisoned. You will read them all the text, even though it slows you down. They…

This is censoring a developer’s ‘creative vision’ for their game.

Jezebel has become very meaningful to me, so all my love and support to the writers striking. This is the only place I can stomach reading politics now, and the commenters here are gold. Life would be shit without the women writers of Jezebel. ❤🌸

Were you hoping for an in-game revelation that the hookshot was cut? Have you been anticipating the moment, 100 hours into Breath of the Wild, where Ganon looks at Link with a sinister smile and says, “There’s no hookshot!” Were you hoping to spend 400 hours uncovering every inch of Breath of the Wild’s massive world…

You mean holding a woman against her will until she sees me for the Nice Guy that I am is NOT an effective strategy for finding true love?

Well....lesson learned! From here on I’ll just focus on standing outside my beloved’s window with a boombox all day long.

Fun fact- if you try to use a bomb arrow on Death Mountain, it WILL explode in your face.

Ok, but what about a BJ, Upton?