The first had me dying. Then, someone did this:

“While it won’t run as fast as its console cousins, word is it’s just as smooth.”

Yes.

“...we can spend our time on more important things, like arguing over which SNES Classic games to play first.”

Aren’t the White Sox my man Obama’s favorite team? If so...

I work at an SEO company. Our biggest clientele are beauty spas/nails/etc.

You could not have chosen a more glorious shot. Bravo.

Los Angeles Cloysters...

Guess he didn’t ask God if he should open his doors...

Sounds like Mercy....

Oh, but it did.

Fact: I dance to this stuff in Zumba class. I don’t dance.

Dear God...

I can tell you one thing:

I see...a screaming, burning skull dual wielding hand cannons.

The Last Word since day 1.

No amount of sun will help Widowmaker tan.

You can go for Chris. I’ll go for Anna.

Both are nasty to think about.

I’m excited to see LaVar pull the entire Lakers team off the court because his son got called for a common foul.