Err...I wouldn’t call middle school teacher low risk.

“...Mr. Dolan obviously wants the Rockettes to be represented at our country’s Presidential inauguration, as they were in 2001 & 2005.”

I died when I saw that video, I shit you not!

Waiting for the moment he cries that Merriam-Webster is outdated and no one reads it.

Why must you terrify me with that Link. OH WHY?!?!

Too bad no Nerf Rival line. Just firing one of those (and holding it!) makes scared about that line.

Too bad no Nerf Rival line. Just firing one of those (and holding it!) makes scared about that line.

I was about to say good job Rams, but then this reminded me, it’s the Rams.

OMNOMNOM.

Paging Dr. Petty, you’re needed in the children’s ward...Dr. Petty, to the children’s ward...

All I care for is more Zelda. The rest...\o/

Glad to see I’m not the only one seeing those dimples!!!

Sun and Moon really is the highlight of Game Freak’s descent into madness trolling...

Give me my Isabella AI back and we’ll be fine, Titanfall 2.

“Unless you love sunshine.”

Two opportunities for me! For once, I’m glad I live in the shitty city between LA and San Diego.

“Tired of seeing a perfectly food game plagued with low server populations...”

You dare call for unity, Mr. Speaker? Come back in time and tell me in 2008 or in 2012.

Yeah Trump...you got a lot to fucking prove before I even fucking consider helping you with anything.

Let’s not forget about Decidueye’s Hidden Ability. Contact physical moves without making contact? Sign me up!

Hey...looks like it might just be time to dust off the ol’ PS4.