“Blow the whistle! Blow the whistle!”

Do you think Goodell actually says “Bring out the Gimp.” when they need Peter King’s services or does he merely think it?

I would have expected the Gingerbread to be the baked more to the dark side.

Major League Baseball has had ONE fucking rule that gets a person banned for life. It’s posted on the entrance to every clubhouse and has been for roughly 100 years now: A) Don’t bet on baseball. B) Don’t get too cozy with gamblers.

Will not read this libel. The Fast and the Furious has become fucking great, and a lot of it was due to Lin’s kinetic directing finally establishing a language for the series (and the series realizing how to have fun).

As a Steelers fan I always felt bad for Carson Palmer, that guy was the one bright spot on so many garbage Bengals teams. Its nice to see him experiencing success in Arizona.

If he were jerking off, he probably would have turned off the Victoria’s Secret show to avoid the distraction.

Wonder Woman Eiffel Tower set to Tom Waits’ “Chocolate Jesus”?

A-

God, just imagine how low the cognitive baseline must be for Ben Roethlisberger. I imagine the test involves one of these:

Christ, Harvard really is insufferable in every imaginable way.

This grown ass man is fighting off tears watching grown ass men dancing in tribute while fighting off tears.......... =-/

The first live match I ever saw was him stomping my beloved England into oblivion in the 1995 WC semifinal.

Gina was my favorite for WW. People downplay it, but she was pretty good in Haywire.

Pup, Phil and Sugar Cane are all partners in the same firm as the Texas law hawk.

Judging by the bio, Hardy has animosity toward anything with a period.

Trail of [ACL] Tears.

So was Kevin. [Written in black marker on a piece of athletic tape]