C’mon Samer, we all know that to make it as a pro QB out of FSU, you have to rape someone, steal some crab, or both.

They need to set one in Colorado around Cheyenne Mountain and NORAD. The canon and lore is already ripe with stuff for this area from when they were working on pre-Bethesda, and would make a fantastic game, just like New Vegas did.

Losing out on Jimmy Clausen should tell you all you need to know about the sorry state of the Broncos quarterback position.

Looks like a dark walnut or black stain, not a paint. I agree though, that it would’ve looked better without it. Maybe just coat it with the Linseed oil instead of any stain.

This, this is good kinja. +1

Did you not read the article? They only have a ‘single buyer’ because the government decided they would be the ONLY buyer. They had a mining company contact them in the ‘80s requesting access and use, and the government basically told them, “ fuck off, it isn’t happening.”

Good advice, and well written, but the problem with this, is that it doesn’t apply to every person, every relationship, and/or every instance of a fight. My wife and I have been together for over 15 years and just celebrated our 10th anniversary this year.

Uprising was fantastic. It was a great supplement to tell the story of The Grid between the original and Legacy. I agree that it was really hitting it’s stride, but Disney didn’t help it by moving it around on the schedule so much during the first handful of episodes. While they never officially confirmed it was…

Only there wasn’t a doctor there who could shine her eyes, not even for 20 menthol Kools. Was there anything you said that was true?

Interesting question. I more or less asked the same thing after chaining this article with the Wikipedia articles about Farinelli, Moreschi, and castrati in general, so I did some digging. Someone asked this same question on the Straight Dope message boards back in 2003, and there’s some decent answers there that help…

Or you know... buy a broom and sweep. It’s a technology that’s been proven over thousands of years. Top of a good sweeping with a run from the Shark steam mop (which has reusable cloth pads) and you’ve got a fantasticly clean floor, all for 1/3 of the cost of that Dyson.

You’re absolutely correct.

If Disney does end up making any further films (which it sounds pretty likely they’ll be making at least one), I like the idea of an adult Mutt (not the late teens/early twenties version we see at the end of Crystal Skull - and hopefully with a different actor than Shia) taking the reigns from dear old dad. It could…

Say what you will about the plot holes and acting problems (especially from The Shia) in Crystal Skull, but I actually enjoyed it. I also feel that it fits better in line with the Indy we come to know in Raiders and Last Crusade, versus the Indy that they try to throw at us in Temple (which I do realize is technically…

His soul floated into the abyss...

I think you meant John Bowlen Jr., especially after the Whippets have kicked in...

You do realize that skateboarding originated because surfers were looking for a way to practice moves when they couldn’t actually surf, right? The original designs and movements of the skateboard were more akin to what longboarders do, since it’s closer to surfing (watch the Dogtown and Z Boys skate documentary that…

I’ve seen plenty of “bladesmiths” produce something resembling a knife, especially with the resurgence of the idea of “The Maker,” but I am always astounded and amazed by those who have honed their blade craft so finely, that it’s become an art form. Like Anthony said, that is a knife I would have no problem getting…

I’m literally disappointed that you used the least funny bit from my entire email submission Drew, especially after publishing ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER’s entire manifesto on the Lions...

There’s so many issues with doing an Ezio based movie though... 1) We’ve literally watched his entire life play out through the games and cinematics (Embers anyone?). There’s very few points in his life that aren’t already known or address in the official canon. 2) While they could find or make-up someone to look like…