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What kind of half-assed assassin stabs a victim in the stomach instead of the heart? I have a feeling I know whose face will be added to the walls of the faceless men.

I don't know if this has been commented on yet, but it looks like Arya is going to choose to battle the Waif in the dark. Given her recent blindness, the advantage goes to Arya.

Is it just me or did anyone else think the four White Walkers looked like John Travolta and the Bee Gees in a music video for Staying Alive? (I think Barry got killed first.)

Given that the Mountain is now made of disparate pieces, perhaps he should be referred to as the Avalanche.

Linda Blair in The Expectorant.

Yeah, but three million dollars.

Mel missed the "your results may vary" disclaimer in her visions.

And pudding. Lots and lots of pudding.

Actor William Holden actually did die in that way. Tragic.

You mean Chuck.

For the thousandth goddamn time. He wasn't found innocent. He was found not guilty.

The Dead Begleys is a good band name.

There's a Cumpston street in North Hollywood.

It is indeed true that the consumer version of the Hummer has Arnold to thank for its existence. The original HUMVEEs are armored vehicles built for the U.S. Armed Services, and Arnold went to Mishawaka, Indiana, where they are manufactured, and asked if they could make one for a movie he was making. They did, and he

Why didn't Virgil kill himself when he knew Kevin had gone to drown himself in the lake? He couldn't have known he was going to be saved by the earthquake.

If Rye had not jumped in front of her car, Peggy probably would have ended up in the hotel room in Sioux Falls with her boss, being seduced. That's a whole different series.

I resemble that remark.

When Dodd gets the pillowcase over his head and says "goddamnit." Comedy gold.

mopey plateau is a good band name.

In the scene where Michonne and Heath just watched the guy torn to shreds on the other side of the fence, it would have been a perfect running gag to have ninja Carol run in, shoot him in the head, and run out again. Walking Dead ala Family Guy.