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Yah, if you can splurge on bullshit with your stimulus check, then you prolly have enough money to splurge on bullshit even if you don’t get it.

Yah, if you can splurge on bullshit with your stimulus check, then you prolly have enough money to splurge on

Jalopnik is one of the very few outlets that does not agree to informational embargoes. That means that other outlets sign extensive non-disclosure agreements, agreeing to sit on information for days, weeks, sometimes months in advance, and not say a peep about it until a manufacturer’s marketing team says they can.

“In truth, you’d have to be some kind of toad-licking moron to buy one of these creaky, crappy, rusted hunks of garbage.

Pretty sure it's either AMC or Willys. Not sure which. 

Overland has become synonymous with glamping in which you spend $50K+ and post on instagram about driving down fire roads any stock CR-V could handle. Absolute necessities include roof top tents, ARB fridges and don’t forget your snorkel and bullbar front bumper.

Nerver mind, the answer seems to be in the video ... which I can’t watch from work ... so I’ll keep the suspense alive till tonight!

I mean, if anything were ever stolen, you can just hit up David Tracy and demand that he give whatever rusty bits and bobs he stole back. 

Yup, I feel ya...CJ-7 owner. Hard to lock doors that aren’t there or are cloth half doors. I have a shit ton of locks on everything else...center/glove consoles, HL jack, toolbox, gas cans, but nothing of any real value beyond the value of just being tools or spare parts. If they’re going to steal something, they’re

Great article, but can I just say fantastic work on the photography?! These are some great shots. You even managed to catch some “attractive” angles on that car. Plus, there’s no shame in something reliable. Sometimes it’s nice to have something on hand that you know will just work.

It runs, and its under $3k. Why the hell not. I’d build it into an off-roader so I could constantly say “No, its not a Rover, its Laforza” and then launch into an automotive history lesson that no one cares about.

“I like people going through the extra effort to swap weird and unusual motors.”

This is the problem with these takes though. YOU aren’t paying for that swap. YOU aren’t living with that swap. YOU aren’t having to deal with the integration hassles of that swap. Everyone wants someone else to foot the bill to put an

Clearly Bradley didn’t know how to punctuate the compound modifier, but how many fewer real-life asses would have clicked if he had? Let’s face it, “whole ass” is much funnier than “whole-ass.”

Toyota is building a whole “Ass City”? Sure it’s not a half “ass city”? or is it a “half-ass city” (e.g. Orlando).

Or, did you mean a “whole-ass” city?

#punctuation #dobetter

Brother, you have no doors. There is no questioning it. You need a second car.

Simple, just follow these easy steps:

When people ask how many miles are too many miles they are clearly asking “at what point will I have to start repairing this thing”, which as you point out is a sticky question. I personally don’t own a car with less than 150,000 miles and I don’t see anything wrong with that, but Its obvious their real question is -

Does David know you’re talking dirty to his 2nd wife?

COTD. I was thinking the same think about my tubed out xj on 40s. 

If we’re talking about misspelled terms in automotive, may I also add to the pile: