Dinner with the developers of an unofficial Toejam and Earl revival…throw in brunch with the aide to the assistant character designer of Gex the Gecko and you've got my 10k!

It'll probably be CG, but hey, Adventure Time can be fun when Finn and Jake are in a computer world (they're computer boys, not computer girls).

After recently finishing a book of Philip K Dick stories, I can honestly say there's dozens of fantastic yarns Hollywood should bastardize starring aging celebrities before resorting to a pointless sequel to Blade Runner.

Ugh. PG13 horror. This same story has been told before. It was called Reanimator, and it was one of the goofiest, goriest, most awesome horror movies ever. And it was not appropriate for family movie night.
What recent horror movie is going to be able to claim the same 20 years from now?

I wonder what the odds are that Batman and Talia al Ghul are just chillin' in that sweet Lazarus Pit hot tub downstairs while Oliver and Co. are chained up?
Things are gonna get awkward when Bruce opens the wrong door wearing just a towel and a cowl.

I betcha this is the whole gimmick—er…premise of the next Parnormal Activity movie.

Park Ranger Ron: "It seems that there has been a bear stealing pick-a-nick baskets. I killed it. You're welcome. That is all."

"The teeth link like Lucifer's own whilst he cheweth the damned! Also, it's a woman! Haaang her!"

Oh Abbie. Can't you TRY to blend into the past? Pulling the hood up on your indigo hoodie isn't going to convince anyone you aren't touched.
Also? Kinda psyched Irving is still around as the group's gangly, D-grade Blade.

Dr. Dulmacher indeed! He has brunch every Sunday with Mr. Blachmasque and the esteemed Jarvis Maudhattir. Mister Viktor Fries is usually invited, but always gives them the cold shoulder.

It's sad that Gordon is doomed to end up with Barbara, but it'd make for a damn awkward conversation with some other woman once his daughter is born.
"I want to name her…Barbara!"
"Barba—you mean your EX?! That awful girl who got drunk that one time and kinda started coming onto one of the tween transients she was…

We Austinites are seasoning our tasty, tasty tacos with bitter tears tonight. Oscar Injustice—the cruelest salsa.

Home Movies is about the only animated show my mom ever found funny. She, me, and my dad stayed up to watch it most weeknights before we all went to bed. It was Our Thing for a long time. Not many cartoons can claim to have that kind of cross generational effect.

With Shia Labeouf as the chilled monkey brains. The role he was born to play.

I propose a sequel to Temple of Doom staring Pratt and Steven Yeun as Tall Round.

Give 'im a harpoon hand and I'm on board.

She was recently reintroduced. But since Damian Wayne is a…thing that won't go away, it'll probably be ten more years until she gets another stab at the yellow cape.

I didn't realize until recently just how, well…old James is. She may have aged up the characters a little bit for the "official" story, but the thought of a grown ass woman in her forties pouring hundreds of hours into an S&M tale about teenagers is just icky.

With the hat and the hair, Flashback Ollie was ironically close to aping the appearance of comics' contemporary Roy Harper.

"And none of you will make fun of me for wearing red every day! Red is cool, ya'll, seriously! Stop laughing!"