I’m about *this* close to declaring a moratorium on ironically outlandish future predictions of this nation as a 3rd world hellscape, because every time someone puts one out there, the current goons in charge seem to take it as a goal to be reached.

If Tarantino does direct, this would be one of the first times that he has ever directed something that wasn’t his original idea, with the others being a few episodes of CSI and ER.

In other words, you felt peer pressure from a game and now want all of us to peer pressure gaming companies into making game that doesn’t peer pressure you back?

I think a cover of Yoda holding a lightsaber tells you everything you need to know about why the prequels are trash.

I think a cover of Yoda holding a lightsaber tells you everything you need to know about why the prequels are trash.

I really enjoyed John Wick, but I don’t care for the extremely lame worldbuilding in the sequel. Anyone else feel me on that?

but there must be a difference between Franken and Moore. Is there not?

You wouldn’t say that if you had been convicted at 19 for banging the 16 year old to whom you are now married with three kids, thirty years later.

I wonder if James Earl Jones believes he’s in some sort of acting hell where he’s forced to play the same roles over and over and over again.

I’d love a Creative Assembly Spartan: Total Warrior-like set in the Game of Thrones universe. Man . . . I love that game.

How satisfying would it be to have a big 20,000 man Total War Siege that’s broken at the last second with dragons rolling in and burninating everything. Whole formations wiped out, siege engines burning and ruined. Everyone fleeing the battlefield in terror.

Dude fucked up. Dude realized he fucked up. Dude appologized.

It is a flawless apology at least. None of this “sorry you were offended” fuckery. I am grateful he was able to clear this sadly low bar.

For sure. Force Awakens doesn’t get enough credit for bringing back Luke/Leia/Han as olds who are apart & broken and not just, like, ruling the galaxy as some fans seemed to have wanted. As Luke basically says here, things don’t go as planned...

Oh my god fuck off. You are seriously complaining about the article “spoiling” the trailer.

Hamm’s comment sounds pretty dumb. I think I’m team nobody.

Eric Trump could not be reached for comment, as he had forgotten to close his mouth while in the shower, and accidentally drowned.

I would trade a Colin Trevorrow movie for a J.J. Abrams one ANY DAY.

Your disgust for Kinja is pending approval.

Read one of the standalones like Small Gods and then find one of the reading charts.

Dame Judy Dench is a sexual trebuchet.