Rami in the hoodie

I don’t care about KD. I don’t care about Rihanna. Jeff Van Gundy, though? That man is a goddamn delight.

I just got hit with divorce papers so excuse me while I hate all this because love is #dead.....

my god, they’re insufferable.

Those girls walke away physically fine. But they were horribly traumatized and that too will take time and care to fix.

“Umbrella” might not have aged

The song has aged like fine wine, but the video looks ridiculous. Except for the part where she’s covered in gold paint, which I love, it’s one of those videos that’s a victim of a technology that was probably revolutionary at the time (the water splashing all over), but now looks like a child drew it with crayons.…

TwitterAudit Says 67 Million of Katy Perry’s Followers Are Fake

Imagine being her kids. Oh hey - normal life? Never going to have that.

Hot take.

Yes please. I’ve been meaning to watch that Dracula movie of his, even though it’s so not my thing. I’ll get around to it eventually, because I’m willing to suffer through it for some Luke Evans. Meanwhile, I have Bard the Bowman to keep me company.

No, because that is a delightful movie, not a dumb movie.

This is the correct answer:

Goldie didn’t have star all these years? She’s had an Oscar for almost 50 years! But you’ve gotta love Goldie and Kurt getting them together.

Does anyone else irrationally hate the word “hubby” to a disconcerting degree?

That would be the 0.001% who are extremely privileged and don’t give a fuck. Half of them have likely never been in a museum or gallery before to actually look at the art .... its just another venue for them to pose and drink and fool around on their cell phones.

Or maybe just don’t smoke in any public bathrooms anywhere. Other people have asthma, allergies ect and also would like to take a piss without smelling like an ashtray at the end.

I was trying to buy a cardigan online yesterday, like a regular cardigan with buttons, and I had to sift through so many “cold shoulder cardigans” which is just obnoxious. I want my cardigans to have shoulders.

Preach

...and how did we get suckered into having mom jeans again? HOW?! Has history taught us nothing?