I find youth pastors to be extra manipulative pieces of shit.

Is there such a thing as a megachurch pastor who isn't a piece of shit? Serious question. I've met plenty of nice clergy but they've all been of, you know, regular size churches.

dear lort, there are levels upon levels of fuckery here

Wait... an organization for marlins decided to advertise with “white lives matter” and “blue lives matter?” It sounds more to me like some right wing troll wanted to find some sham front to use those two anti-BLM phrases and just asked themselves “hmmm, what’s white and blue?” Honestly, it was probably a 50-50 shot…

This all seems incredibly stupid.  Like, top to bottom stupid.

Vegetarian here, 100% side with BK. IMHO it's up to the person to ensure food the food is meat-free/it's unrealistic to think veggie foods from any place that isn't strictly vegetarian has no "cross-contamination". 

I truly believe they'll have a harder time getting the party to rally behind Biden than Bernie. Maybe the party leadership doesn't like Bernie but more of the voters would be voting FOR him whereas Biden voters are voting against Trump. If you're voting for something it's easier to get people out on election day.

You can’t even say the word vagina and you want people to believe you’re not easily offended? Grow up!

Hi! Can you please consider writing about the people in the order they appear in the picture? I end up skipping these articles and going to other sites because it takes too long Google who everyone is. Thank you! 🙏

The .001 percent of germs Lysol can’t kill.

Horrible for his kids, but I find it very hard to summon sympathy for this rapist son-of-a-bitch

RIP

“He was so clever and treated conversation like a friendly competition that he had to win,” she writes of the Grammy winner.

The sad thing is that she could let the kids play with guns while wearing a shirt, and it’s perfectly legal as long as nobody gets shot.

None of us like to be reminded of that election. Which underscores how profoundly self-centered and short-sighted it was for Sanders to run again in the first place. Sanders’s refusal to exit stage left and allow a new generation (which for him, means Baby Boomers) unencumbered by the bitterness of 2016 to take up the…

Of course I hope she hasn’t had her heart broken or anything, but her ditching a Saudi billionaire (and not a self-made one, at that) with a penchant for dating beautiful famous women is only a good thing in my book.

But don't you see, you'll not only get an album, but a breakup album, which will be extra good. 

[long, exasperated sigh]

I all I can think about is the boob sweat. It would make my skin adhere to the material, and every time I sat down and my fatty midriff would change the way the material laid against me, there would be a wet sucking sound as the top came loose and my boobs would flop down out of their molded shelf.

And then getting John Cho and Issa Rae to announce the noms, like that totally makes up for their total lack of diversity.

No Awkwafina. The entire cast of Parasite shut out. AND Scarlett Johansson nominated for TWO acting awards. Talk about a slap in the face to the Asian community...