blake lively on instagram does not mesh in my head with the blake lively brand. i just can’t combine the woman who willingly concedes her husband to helen mirren & compares herself to disney villans with the woman who is in charge of preserve. blake on insta is so funny and charming and blake on preserve is the…

oh. my. god.

an actual human tragedy. basically life at this point is

baby, you should know

louis would never do something so common as apologize.

huge missed opportunity.

NO he DID NOT mean that one direction is over THANK YOU VERY MUCH HOW DARE YOU COMPARE THEM TO THE JONAS BROTHERS THAT IS APPLES AND BICYCLES.

this feature is over now, because nothing will ever be more perfect than this. we had a good run, and we ended on the top. well done, guys, well done.

i call bullshit! there's no way they heard that song and thought, no, you know what, we really, really need stockholm syndrome. that song would have fit perfectly on four. april fool's, i assume.

i want popcorn. let's watch this shitstorm happen.

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#That1DCrusaderLyfe

dear god.

This week, Holy Week, we ponder the life of a man who was born to an unwed teen mother and a carpenter father. A man who started with very little, but whose followers would go on to change the world. A man who knew how to get down with hookers, who was betrayed and tortured by his own people. A nobody who became a…

that is exactly what i read, and i thought "well, we were all wondering, but kinda harsh, tai."

NO. yes. i don't know. there has been much wine consumed, and more than one night has seen me sighing mournfully while watching each of their videos in chronological order.

no?

she is...super cool. i like her hobbies, her attitude about life and her hat. kate, feel free to come to my dream best friend get togethers from now on.