zayn

who is this person?

i dream of getting legless with ed sheeran one day.

Kind of like that one girl in my high school who was Valedictorian but no one had ever actually met, so we assumed she was a hallucination brought on by the water in the drinking fountain.

IT'S.

I'M SCARED.

[bbc voice] TODAY IN AMERICA:

i lived in asia for a while and speak no asiatic languages. this was my FAV game. the commercials i saw had literally nothing to do with what was being advertised.

these are the future of america.

don't fight it. you won't win.

what is your prediction? zayn abandons his rap dreams to run off into the sunset with me? good.

you know how they used to do hairpin meetups/they might still do hairpin meetups but i stopped reading that site on the reg?

<3 U

either you bring some for the whole class or you don't bring any.

nooooooooooooooo i am devastated. what else happened recently that the media flipped over that she could be referring to?

i broke up with my boyfriend this week. if anyone remembers, i agonized about it a few weeks ago because i love him dearly but i just wasn't in love with him. i finally did it, and it was hard. it fucking sucked. and i'm hurting, and he's hurting, and we can't talk about it because i did this to both of us, and i know…

omg this fanfic tho.

listen. how often do you hear any of the royals speak? can you do an exact imitation of camilla because you've heard her so many times? what about will? even lizzie?

noooo, because then that would make this not true, in direct opposition to my fervent prayers. i want THEM to marry in a private, small destination wedding and then spend their days being good-looking while helping amazing causes by day and being good-looking while trolling the press by night.

can i request 1d's "four" for this feature? while it's common knowledge that i worship at their altar, I HAVE NOTES and i would like to discuss.