Something tells me this was a genius customer service scheme to allow the devs to reapond to glitches by suggesting players eat shit and die.

You forgot the “and your little brother” part

hey, diddle diddle...

It’s the kind of reporting that wins awards, Jason! You have to do it!

It’s about ethics in games journalism, man. Come on.

I would like to see this.

I love being a Hooker.

Which is why there’s poop in my soup!

Piper disliked that.

Good news: He’s no longer an alcoholic.

There are a lot of organisations that take care of necessities like food and sanitary items for people in need (thankfully), but not as many that help out with passing the time – which for me at least was why the temptation to turn to alcohol and drugs was all too strong.

No, we need two digits after the decimal for optimal reviewing pinpoint accuracy.

You have no idea.

Sure, and next you're going to tell us that some obscure machine of theirs from the 70s is a key factor in SERN mastering time travel and taking over the world...

The short answer is, “Because SAO is wildly popular, that’s why.”

Well for one Log Horizon, or Elder Tale if you want to be precise, wasn’t a VR game.

[Insert “Why are they doing it with SAO instead of .hack or Log Horizon” comment here]

Also...

[Insert “I hope we don’t play as Kirito” comment here]

This just in: Journey apparently not one of the best games you can play in a night.

some people (like me) get upset when gone home comes up in a top 10 list like this because in our opinion it's not a very good game. You have other games like journey or transistor that involve more than going around a house looking at things.