Using a lawsuit to accuse someone of cheating on you with a(nother) celebrity sounds exactly like something an innocent man just trying to clear his name would do...

Khloe just wants to be a victim. That’s all this is. It gets her attention.

Fucking THANK YOU.

YES. I know women like that. They get a thrill from the brushes against the forbidden. I’ve seen it play out. No one here is absolved. I know that sitting on the armchair’s arm right next to someone FEELS sexual and flirty. So I sit somewhere else. Or I stand.

Because even the commenters who race to the comment section to tell people how above this nonsense they are and we all should be are still clicking these posts. There are tons of more serious posts on Jez that get few clicks and comments, but these always get a healthy amount of traffic even from (probably even espec…

Can we please not forget he dropped his pregnant girlfriend for Khloe?  Khloe!!!! STOP!  He’s a piece of shit.  Woods did not break up your fam.

I once had a boyfriend seriously argue with me that pink is for girls because flowers are pink and therefore feminine. I was like. Uh. What about all those blue flowers then...?

Also a whale theme sounds super adorable. 

That is so dumb. I tried to be more gender neutral with my son- although he wears a lot of blue still. I just really like the color blue and navy pants and shoes go with everything. I was almost annoyed that he likes cars so much, but what baby wouldn’t? They make noise and have wheels. Anyway, people get so up in…

I decorated my baby girl’s room with a whale and underwater theme, and my idiot coworker said that whales are for boys. 

Raises hand ——-it was Chocolate mousse . I use to order it , take one bite and then give it to my boyfriend while searching for the same “ ah ha “ moment . One day we went to D.C. I ordered a chocolate mousse but this time I kept eating it . When my boyfriend stole a bite he finally knew what I had been searching for

THEY REALLY ARE. They’ve instituted a number system, which helps, but why is everyone in the state in Marshalls? Always?

counterpoint:  Marshall’s check out lines are too goddamn long. 

I’ll keep visiting the stores to buy oddly great exercise equipment I’ll never use for bargain prices (looking at you, $3 kettle bells).

Ikea gives me the same sensation: I really hate being in there. The volume alone is just overwhelming to me.

My husband and I have an entire Marshalls strategy. He does the clothes shopping and I prowl the aisles looking for dog treats and housewares.

One time I found my rare and beloved brand of sleep pants at Marshalls...just one time but it made me keep checking back...you never know. I finally concluded that they were probably mine, left there in changing room or something...since they were never to be found in real stores again.

How are they going to have an online store when most of their products is random stuff you would find just searching it physically in the store, like even styles and food and other things could be bought there and having a detailed catalogue of what they might have is more work than it should.

As I was reading this, I was thinking about how I used to LOVE going to TJ Maxx & Marshalls before I had kids and my mental health issues were manageable. Nowadays, nary a soul on God’s green earth could convince me to walk into one with both children in tow. Instant panic attack.

Shopping at Marshall’s and TJ Maxx gives me so much anxiety. I can’t comb the racks for deals like other people. It’s too overwhelming. The only thing I will go to an actual TJ Maxx store for is cat mugs. They have the best selection of cat mugs.