I support selling $1,000 bongs to rich idiots. Because, like all bongs, it will get knocked over and break. Soak rich assholes for all they're worth. 

It’s a hard pass for me.

These prices are why my 64yr old dad is growing his ‘sticky’ next to his hot water tank. Horrifying.

instead of doing blackface, you don’t do blackface.

qq just wondering why it is that so many people are struggling with blackface? i, a white person, have gone for the entirety of my 33 years without ever donning blackface, or hanging out with people in blackface, or designing a clothing item that looks like blackface. tbh i’ve done it without even trying. the trick is…

To the Jackson estate:

Let’s check in on Taj Jackson, who started a Gofundme in an effort to produce a documentary countering Leaving Neverland

I wish one of Michael Jackson's kids would write a tell-all. There are several celebrity kids that I hope will write books about their parents, Tom Cruise's children are high up on that list, but Michael Jackson's are at the top

Agreed. As a proud former slut myself, paid sex workers, other sluts, even gold diggers are fine by me. Asshole bigoted gold diggers, sluts, et all don’t get a pass just because they are sluts, etc.

“Be best” is grammatically correct in Doge.

Riiiight!? This is the moment when you say, “this was a massive mistake and we have learned our lesson.” This company is run by absolute idiots.

“The behavior described in the Vice article is completely unacceptable and goes against everything that our brand and company stand for, now that you’ve figured out it was us the article was talking about.”

“[E]ach actor was asked to dance at the beginning of their audition as this was a way to show one’s level of confidence.”

It does. It is incorrect to say ‘be best’. It is either ‘be better’ or ‘be the best’.

I think we’ve arrived at the same place, post-nutter. My big thing is these people who say God is infinite and then proceed to put the notion of infinity into a box tiny enough for their mortal brains to comprehend. I respond by saying God gave me this intellect, and my intellect tells me that putting boundaries on…

I agree with most of this but I will say, as another former nutter, that the biggest thing I hold against Jesus is the Great Commission, which I remember gave me so much anxiety in high school when I felt I should be witnessing to friends about my faith and understanding they didn’t want to hear about it.

Was it not also someplace you could be sent involuntarily to, rather than the choice of service that modern nuns choose? I mean to say that I have read of cases where a daughter of a wealthy house was packed off to a convent for any number of minor infractions or the whim of the family.

Also, as often as not, women didn’t so much “enter” convents as they were shipped away to them. This doesn’t sound to me like a story of a woman renouncing her vows, but rather escaping captivity. 

This is as empty and meaningless as anything her father might say. What on earth is this dimwit saying here? This essentially all comes down to not being there for any substantive reason:

Still angry Sam Bee apologized.