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Also a WAR ZONE with troops capturing people and blowing up buildings and probably not much in the way of actual food or medicine. It is really very sad that these women are so obviously in for a terrible shock. Maybe it will only sink in when they see all the bodies or get captured by Assad's forces. I hope it

Probably what all older creeps do to young people - love and attention and the sense of being an equal. Even when it is clearly a lie as with ISIL. They want vulnerable teens they can manipulate and probably have sex with.

"we may be genocidal maniacs, but we understand the importance of dairy."

Right? What a simplistic view of "happiness." Eh, well, if vulnerable young girls are coerced into entering a relatively inescapable lifestyle that has likely been entirely misrepresented to them, who am I to stop them, right? Gotta let them chase their dreams (which are absolutely not going to come true because

Having once been an extremely dumb teenage girl, I feel terrible for these three kids. This is not a game.

Remember the time that he decided to put the Office of Emergency Management in the World Trade Center?

Email is a non-starter. They refuse to remember their login credentials.

Well you have to remember that the southern hemisphere branch of Hogwarts is down there and owls won't go anywhere near that weather.

They keep sending off for Sea Monkeys.

Sounds good, I'm on my way.

Or force feeding a grown man against his wishes. That definitely says "respect for human dignity".

Nothing says "fundamental respect for life" quite like a mean-spirited, half-assed pun aimed at someone grieving over the loss of her husband.

State senators are a whole other level of wackjobs. I bet attending a state senate meeting is a lot like reading the comments under a Youtube video, but in real life.

I'VE NOTICED THAT IF YOU DISLIKE OBAMA, IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT TO LET EVERYONE KNOW WITH CAPS LOCK

Exactly right. Tea snobs keep telling me there's a huge difference between loose leaf and tea in teabags. As far as I can tell, the biggest difference is I don't get little flakes of tea stuck in my teeth with teabags.

Exactly right. Tea snobs keep telling me there's a huge difference between loose leaf and tea in teabags. As far as

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Hershey exec logic: If we don't let them taste the other chocolate, they won't know ours is akin to eating wax.

My wife is constantly leaving stuff in books and then forgetting where they are. Money, Post-It notes, receipts-whatever she can stick between the pages of a book, you better believe that she will.

Attention crappy parents: Let's just leave wine out of this, okay? I don't want anybody coming for muh wine.

Between the revenge porn guy's conviction, the domestic assault boxer's denied entry to Australia, and this...well...the law's really taking care of dickheads today. Love it!