Does anyone else feel like they're being serenaded by Discount Willem Dafoe? No? Just me? Ok then.

Ooh I typed that late at night. Hope I didn't come off as judgey! Just wanted to share another means of reaching the same ends. And, if you're dealing with particularly aggressive debt collectors, maybe making some cash out of the process. If you're gonna have to be miserable, may as well be rich. ;-)

A better solution is to keep track of who is calling - get complete information upfront. Then verify who they're calling for - ask them for the last four numbers of the social security number of the person they're trying to reach. When it doesn't match yours, tell them so, and tell them they have a case of mistaken…

I think the GoFundMe is for Vinolo's medical bills.

Or the inherited prevalence of PMS could be read that the smarter couples just banged the angry out of her.

Guessing you would have no problem with whatever Troyer did if some douchebag fratbro did the same thing. It's a big world with a lot of different people who like doing different things. There's room for everyone. Relax. Unclench your asshole a little.

People.

Actually, it's pretty awesome.

I love how the babiez have ALL TEH RIGHTS when they're in the womb, but then the minute they are born the parents get to decide to do whatever the fuck they want with them until they're 18. Logic and consistency - the Religious Right needz some.

I stand corrected. But "adopted" is still not the right word. As another commenter pointed out, it's "bought" or "was given".

Why do we keep saying "adopted"? It's not like she went to the micro pig adoption agency and picked the most orphaned little piggy. No, she went to the pet shop/backyard breeder and paid cold hard cash for him to be ripped from his mamma. Otherwise known as a "purchase".

I've always thought we had it backwards. It should be insanely difficult to get married, and ridiculously easy to get divorced.

Newsflash, dipshit. The right to own guns is not even a constitutional guarantee in, for example, Iraq, where very strict gun laws have kept most of the law abiding citizens unarmed. Meaning, national gun control has absolutely no effect absent SECULAR DEMOCRACY. While we have problems with semi-automatic weapons in…

Are you fucking kidding me? You really can't see the differences between what's going on there and what's going on here? Guns have very little place in a relatively democratic society, but in a revolution they're kind of necessary. You know, to keep random strangers from trying to cut of your clitoris.

Yep. In this situation, guns are pretty much the only answer.

Growing up, we would disappear all damn day during the summer time. My mother could've driven to the next state and I'd have never known. As an 11 year old, I regularly rode my bike 2 miles down a pretty oscillated road to get to my friend's house. It was pretty much the same thing for my friends. The statistical…

This isn't a caption, but wowsers, that dress had me at the hemline. (And the shoes. I'll take those too.)

Dammit now I have to buy an iPad.

HOLY SHIT I HAD THAT ONE! Memories!

I was with him until the Nazi reference.