"Kesagake was eventually shot and killed by Yamamoto Heikichi, the drunken sniper—but not until he had taken out seven villagers and led hunters on a crazy week-long Rambo chase through the surrounding forest."

I had an IUD for the better part of fifteen years (different ones of course) and never got preggo. (Already had a kid, so I know I was totes fertile.) I loved never having to worry about BC.

(A) She knew he just killed her mother and brother. She probably wasn't going to make a peep. Ever.

Jesus how did they get my dental records? *shudder*

Is there not an exception for cases of negligent behavior?

Having been subject to a sexual harassment training seminar, I can tell you that it's meant to deal with the gray areas of human relationships. As in, "Should I comment on how my co-worker's low cut blouse accentuates her breasts?", or, "Is it ok to high five my assistant because he gets to nail is smoking hot…

Frequent, extended, daytime sex is the only thing that makes unemployment bearable.

Sounds like her lineage is REALLY important - to HIM! I'm sure he really really loves her for who she is and the lineage is just the icing on the cake, right?

I know this makes me sound bitter and jaded and envious, but I hate the gushing bullshit between stars who are dating. It just feels like they're so focused on the "We're so beautiful and talented, and we have such amazing chemistry and we just love each other soooo much" that they're never going to see the train that…

Well, all of white America apparently expected Trayvon Martin to just roll over after George Zimmerman stalked and confronted him.

"You should hear some of the shit people say to each other playing Modern Warfare online."

My first reaction was, "What's Vitamin Four?" Iz kinnot reed.

I am the charter member of that club. On the bright side, I've got a good set of knockers so often my lips don't even come into consideration.

The taxpayer pays for it one way or the other - if universal health care isn't provided, then via the more expensive route of funding hospitals when the uninsured use them inappropriately (or appropriately because they didn't have the money for preventative care).

When my daughter was born there was another newborn in the nursery who had such long, thick hair that they had to hold him under the hair dryer after his bath. I had hair envy over a two day old. :-(

Am I the only one who initially read the lawyer's email URL as lowdownlaw.com?

Sorry, but Mr. Clement is already married - to me. This happened when he sat at the table next to me at Fred 62. For sentimentality, we're asking all gifts to be sent there, c/o Miguel. (And if engraved, my beloved is asking me to remind you that there's no "r" in Jemaine.)

Oh my god that was AMAZING!! I may want to marry Howard. Props to his momma and daddy!

Ooh I don't know what that is. Do you have a link?

Whoever that guy was, I want to marry him!