I thought it was OK, you know, an alright way to pass a couple of hours. Until the end with all the fake tension. Like "oh my god will the airport bus not start? Will the Republican Guards get that security gate unlocked? OH MY GOD"

@avclub-3a53af9e954d9043d860719e175d72fe:disqus  - LOL

@avclub-cd01e5786d65f27654ca570edef28c69:disqus  - I know exactly what you mean. For the longest time I thought, "man this kid's music sucks butt, but whatever. good for him, who cares." then I saw him in that fuckin' get up of overalls and a farmer hat, grinning like a fucking goof at AN OFFICIAL MEETING WITH THE…

@avclub-6d0cbc987f0ee695ca4e8d07ecde8d7a:disqus  - yeah! that was great.

@avclub-c404a5adbf90e09631678b13b05d9d7a:disqus  no it was an A+ the first time he wrote the article, back in '07. That was a really great article. this one was good but it wasn't AS good.

@avclub-efb3d8be0319721ef751da0b05d9f6a5:disqus  and you as well @avclub-ba9fab001f67381e56e410575874d967:disqus  how many times do we have to tell you

An excellent piece of work! You won't be…spilling hot coffee or trying to lift heavy things! I'm giving you…an A!

Bierce rocks hard.

…just correcting @avclub-4c37107b9dedb73b90f677930bf7728b:disqus 's yiddish. Why, you ask? You ask me "why"? Why the birds? Why the rock in my shoe? Why!

Dunno, Gary. That guy was one outlaw piece of shit, if outlaw can even mean anything anymore. Kill on sight, no problem.

I was just thinking about Sarah Polley this morning. That dude's got some serious hotness going on, for a dude.

Cameron was probably wondering where's that glass ceiling when I need it. Or are we NOT saying she fucked her way into 50 million bucks.

@avclub-40e592f4e1ef7450ddf54a124038f866:disqus  - picking sides doesn't make you a jingo artist. I like your analysis of the director though.

God forbid the guy make a call. Let's all discuss the pros and cons of eating a full breakfast!

Bupkes.

…ah, but there's your problem right there. No-one is prepared any longer to suffer the negative consequences of doing the right thing. "Tis a far far better thing I do", etc., does not fucking apply.

This one was pretty awesome, too. Onion-y but since when is that bad:

This one was pretty awesome, too. Onion-y but since when is that bad:

Hey, it's 2005. I love this year.

@avclub-3db41011acc2d229176bf6a92202728d:disqus  - I know, right?