QUIET! I CAN'T HEAR THE EGGS!

I wish. I've always wanted to have some meat on me bones. I think I got a high metabamolism.

I wish. I've always wanted to have some meat on me bones. I think I got a high metabamolism.

@avclub-29501df08e5d9ae59e432e4f188d3735:disqus  It was always

@avclub-29501df08e5d9ae59e432e4f188d3735:disqus  It was always

For some reason I have been making Gacy jokes all week. They're about as funny as child murder too. I think quitting smoking is changing my personality.

For some reason I have been making Gacy jokes all week. They're about as funny as child murder too. I think quitting smoking is changing my personality.

I wish it was worth it to get Netflix in Canada. Still a really shitty selection up here for movies. TV is better, but if the movies aren't there, no fucking go.

I wish it was worth it to get Netflix in Canada. Still a really shitty selection up here for movies. TV is better, but if the movies aren't there, no fucking go.

wtf is wtf is starz lol tm lol

wtf is wtf is starz lol tm lol

That was fascinating, but stick to the jokes. When I see a @avclub-a93a879594c13c12a83fd45ab289a022:disqus  post I expect to laugh, motherfucker!

That was fascinating, but stick to the jokes. When I see a @avclub-a93a879594c13c12a83fd45ab289a022:disqus  post I expect to laugh, motherfucker!

UUUUUUUUUURMS!

UUUUUUUUUURMS!

I've been researching for years what particular ritual to the Old Ones that family invoked to become successful. No luck so far.
   Mildly above average looks? Check.   Ability to mostly memorize lines? Check.   Not a convicted kitten-mangler? Check.      Here's a million bucks, do your thing for us champ.

I've been researching for years what particular ritual to the Old Ones that family invoked to become successful. No luck so far.
   Mildly above average looks? Check.   Ability to mostly memorize lines? Check.   Not a convicted kitten-mangler? Check.      Here's a million bucks, do your thing for us champ.

If she was this decade's Angie Globagoski, I'd be first in line. Those years, they were the formative years.

If she was this decade's Angie Globagoski, I'd be first in line. Those years, they were the formative years.

He makes me look like…Lethargic Gonzalez!