"Paris Hilton as Naomi Watts"  — BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Cock-knocker.

Cock-knocker.

@avclub-3db41011acc2d229176bf6a92202728d:disqus  - seems valid to me. As far as I'm concerned, it's not a fact that it's satire, just opinion, and revisionist opinion at that. No one I knew, and few I read, at the time either liked it (I did) or saw it as full-on satire (I didn't). I think it's entirely possible that…

@avclub-3db41011acc2d229176bf6a92202728d:disqus  - seems valid to me. As far as I'm concerned, it's not a fact that it's satire, just opinion, and revisionist opinion at that. No one I knew, and few I read, at the time either liked it (I did) or saw it as full-on satire (I didn't). I think it's entirely possible that…

No fucking kidding! Hot Fuzz is the best.

No fucking kidding! Hot Fuzz is the best.

@avclub-d4ff3c518d33328bfadc34f25b054267:disqus  - agree completely.

@avclub-d4ff3c518d33328bfadc34f25b054267:disqus  - agree completely.

I have no trouble with her curves. wakka wakka

I have no trouble with her curves. wakka wakka

Candy corn, right, more like canned corn. I'm talking shit-bits here.

Candy corn, right, more like canned corn. I'm talking shit-bits here.

Quebec has some awesome beers. Never tried that one though, I go with Boreal brews most of the time.

Quebec has some awesome beers. Never tried that one though, I go with Boreal brews most of the time.

@Scrawler2:disqus  shits you not. Beer and lemonade is awesome if you have a taste for sodas. I don't know the best proportions as I've never made it for myself but it rocks. And the vodka makes that sound like some kind of girl-drink boilermaker, which can't be bad.

@Scrawler2:disqus  shits you not. Beer and lemonade is awesome if you have a taste for sodas. I don't know the best proportions as I've never made it for myself but it rocks. And the vodka makes that sound like some kind of girl-drink boilermaker, which can't be bad.

Ooooh yeah, woodford reserve. Best of the best. Bitch of it being I can't drink cheaper stuff like JD anymore. Tastes like shit now.

Ooooh yeah, woodford reserve. Best of the best. Bitch of it being I can't drink cheaper stuff like JD anymore. Tastes like shit now.

I hate you, @avclub-1786aec3a614d40f1e566fde557a1799:disqus .